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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 12:07 AM        Crash test mommy
Gawd, I HATE that show.

The whole damned thing is staged. Parenting is NOT that hard. I gaurantee you that it's an attempt by fanatic homosexuals to discourage people from having kids so they don't have any obstacle to having their damned same sex marriage.

What kind of person with any brains in their head scheduels every important thing to go on all at the same time? Let me get this striaght: Parenting is having sleep-overs with 10 kids plus your own kids, home renovations, sports, all in the same DAY? And houshold that runs like that is a result of sloppy schedueling.

And since when do you play parenting games? There's no such thing as "Cuss ball", in which every time you swear, that's a "base" you run to, and then, when you get to "home", you get a "strike". 3 strikes, and you don't get some get away. No. Parenting doesn't have games like that. And since when do you have a relay races with tea? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU RUNNING TO A STUPID PLANT WITH THE TEA AND BACK FOR?! In less than a minute! Why don't you just GIVE THE KIDS THE DAMNED TEA?! Why do you collect the food that spills off the kids plate and if it's below a certain point, you get a getaway?

I also know this show is staged. And why are you trying to parent all by yourself? Arn't you gonna have a SPOUSE to help? Why, yes you are. You're going to have a spouse who's the same gender as you. Yes, one episode, there was a lesbian couple on there... One time, but it still pisses me off. (I don't want to get in any debates here. I am just stating my opinions here.)

And kids arn't THAT whiny. Of COURSE they're gonna be hard to take care of because THEY'RE NOT YOUR OWN! You're NOT USED TO THEM! You DON'T KNOW WHAT THEIR ROUTINE IS!

And one last point of note, they have the SAME DAMNED TUNE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! I swear to god, if I hear that melody one more time, I'm gonna go NUTS!

But it's reality TV, so what would you expect?
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 12:35 AM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 02:34 PM       
My god, but you're filled with hate for television shows meant for an entirely different demographic than you.
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Old Sep 16th, 2005, 09:28 PM       
Lol. Those shows are MADE for mockery!
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Old Sep 17th, 2005, 10:10 AM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2005, 03:58 PM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 01:57 AM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 05:36 AM       
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 06:43 AM       
That couch looks pretty comfortable. Like the kind of couch everyone would gather upon on a crisp Christmas mourn. Laughing and giggling, just generally being gay as they opened presents and popped those festive poppers with the little prizes inside. Everyone would laugh as gramps would put on his colorful paper crown and kind of dance around the room with gram-gram to those old Bing records... Just like they used to all those years ago. Then as they're caught up in the moment he'll kiss her good and hard, right on the lips... Just like old times... Just like he oughta.
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 07:37 AM       
Do you live in a sort of huntershack/ theatre stage Jonathan?
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 02:46 PM       
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I'll have you know that Anime kept me from going down a horrible path to hell.

Anime tought me to be kind to women and treat them with respect. I may have turned out to be an abusive husband who drinks, smokes does drugs and god knows what.

Anime showed me the true joy of having a family.

Anime is one of my biggest sources of motovation. I get my schoolwork done to some pretty anime girl happy.

Anime may have kept me from commiting suicide. If I can't have love in the real world, I can at least dream and have the girl who suits me perfectly.

Anime is one of my only means of escaping this rotton sinful world.

As you can see, anime is a good thing and when it is gone, I must die. Let me make a few things clear.

If you keep letting on you're a real organization, I will kill you.
If you deny you're a par0dy, I will kill you.
If you edit my reply so I look possed or like some raving loonatic, I will kill you.
If you don't answer question straight and forward without going into a bunch uninterperatable shit, I will kill you.

Is that understood?

This may surprise you, but I am indeed very hurt by this website.

But I'll certainly admit one thing, though. You guys look like saints compared to landover baptist. They let on they're christians, but infact, it's some hateful athiest sleezbag. I mean, you should see that website. They turn the words par0dy, sat1re, j0ke, into "Divine revelation" and "Wonderful baptist church.

Anyway, I'm starting to ramble So I'd better rap this up.

In summary, Anime good, Alcohol bad... Landover evil...

Remember what I said. Try anything funny and I'll kill you. And that's not a threat. That's a promice.

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All this before he's even 13 (the same number of cats he owns )
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Old Sep 18th, 2005, 05:14 PM       
All but the most cognitively challenged can detect Landover Baptist for what it actyually is: A satire site.
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 02:33 AM       
I knew landover was a joke this whole time. And the joke part isn't what bothers me. It's the fact that they try to HIDE it's a a joke. THe only place they say it is hidden in a bunch of legal shit. And if you say it on your message board, they edit your threads to make YOU look satanic. Just the other day, I posted "Let's play a game! It's called "Let's piss of this guy!" I bet you can't do it!" And then, the next day, I find it's been turned into "Let's look at gay porn!" I can't believe in a great country like America, people are allowed to post whatever kind of hatespeech they want...

P.S., It's not a couch. It's 2 recliners side by side. And no, I live in a pretty normal house...
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 08:15 AM       
The fact that you're getting angry about it just lends to the power of the joke. That's what it's there to do. Besides, satire isn't hate speech. If you don't want hate speech, shouldn't you be making petitions to take down REAL hate speech sites like godhatesfags.com?
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 10:10 AM       
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I knew landover was a joke this whole time. And the joke part isn't what bothers me. It's the fact that they try to HIDE it's a a joke. THe only place they say it is hidden in a bunch of legal shit. And if you say it on your message board, they edit your threads to make YOU look satanic. Just the other day, I posted "Let's play a game! It's called "Let's piss of this guy!" I bet you can't do it!" And then, the next day, I find it's been turned into "Let's look at gay porn!" I can't believe in a great country like America, people are allowed to post whatever kind of hatespeech they want...

P.S., It's not a couch. It's 2 recliners side by side. And no, I live in a pretty normal house...
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Old Sep 19th, 2005, 10:40 AM       
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Yes, one episode, there was a lesbian couple on there... One time, but it still pisses me off
Hmm. They didn't teach "hypocrisy" in preschool yet, Johnny?
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Old Sep 20th, 2005, 04:53 AM       
There was never a lesbian couple in any anime I've ever seen... What are you talking about? And what's with all the flippy avatars? They're so irritating... Yes, so entertaining... lol... Flippy!
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Old Sep 20th, 2005, 04:56 AM       
Oh, THAT'S what your talking about. I got this confused with the DDAAF forum.
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Old Sep 20th, 2005, 05:01 AM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2005, 06:11 AM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2005, 08:01 AM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2005, 11:18 AM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2005, 03:53 PM       
Curses and ignorance don't count. And I wasn't taking a fit... I think BEEFJERKYJERKOFF sounds funny! Esspecially when you say it fast... By the way, sacks, that audio of Wee 3 was actually pretty good! Will you please make an audio of this one?
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