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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 02:43 PM        The Wang Game
Grab any Harry Potter book you own (I know you have all of them 8-) ) and pick a page at random! If that page has the word "wand" in it, replace it with "wang" and type out the wacky results here!!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 02:47 PM       
After a hard-days work on the day of the exams harry, ron and hermione felt extreamly tired so they went back to there dorms at once. Hermione felt intimidated by the sweat on harry's face, and harry as well. nevervously harry did not know what to next, each day he was falling more and more for hermione, but did hermione know? he thought of something simple and invited her into the boys dorm, but before he could say anything she invited him. Even if harry wasn't allowed in the girls dorm he felt to anxious to refuse. As he went up, holding hermione's hand, he can feel sweat dripping down from his chin and his legs. he didnt know what to do, but she quickly took control. They started off with a long conversation about school, but little did he know hermione was getting quite horny. Out of nowhere, in the middle of talking about how annoying colin was getting to be, she kissed him, but only a quick peck. Harry returned it, but in a more passionate way. she slowley rolled her tounge around harry's lips and then in his mouth. She was looking so sexy in the empty dark room, in her summer-tight pink shirt, with jeans so tight that you are able to feel the texture of her skin. he leaned her on the bed until she was fully on her back then got into kissing a little more. Harry didnt know what to do until she told him to take off his shirt, but he refused until she took off her pants. So they both did. She was in a sky-blue thong that was so thin that you could see the moisture coming out of her shaved smooth wang. He took hermiones panies off and it was like he was in heaven. He pushed his thumb against her wangand she yelled out a quiet but meanningful moan. After about 5 min. of wangering her they both took off all there cloths. Harry took out his rock hard british wang and dabbed it on her lips until she opened her mouth. She opened her mouth and pushed it from cheeck to cheek with her tounge, crookshanks left the room with a whine. After nice oral pleasuring, Harry flipped her over on her knees and spread her legs open. He ate her from side to side until she started to have an orgasm. He didnt want her to cum yet and she didnt want him to cum, or in zacks case, not come at all. he wanged her condom free and she moaned so loud. Her smooth skin and her face so horny. her wang was so pink and she was shaved that you would mistaken her for a pedoliciouse girl. after hours of long and hard fucking they both came as she was riding his wang. one last moan and they fell to the bed side by side. this was the best day at hogwarts that they both have ever had. That is until hagrid came in and shoved his missive-barrell sized wang into hermione until she bled to death, but for harry it was a dream come true

lol, wang! it makes it like it's a totally different story!!!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2006, 08:49 PM       
do it with the diary of anne frank and change the word scared to horny!
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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 07:57 PM       
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