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Old Nov 7th, 2003, 02:47 PM        Jurassic Park IV
According to the IMDB, they're making a fourth Jurassic Park movie. It's in "pre-production" which means there's still time for it to be stopped. God willing... if not, here a possible subtitle:

Jurassic Park IV: Jurassic Mine!

It was funny in my head... it should have stayed there.
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Old Nov 7th, 2003, 02:58 PM       
*maybe it'll be better than teh matrix.*



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Old Nov 8th, 2003, 01:40 PM       
Didn't they realize what a crock of shit Jurassic Park 3 was?
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 01:20 AM       
I don't think they really care how much of a crock of shit it was... all they care about is that they have a once popular franchise on their hands, and now they're milking it for all its worth... hell, more so, considering the state of JP3. In fact, if they are milking it, THEY'RE TORN OFF THE DAMNED UDDER AND IT'S NOW BLEEDING, while the Matrix cow dies next to it...
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 09:53 AM       
JP3 wasn't that bad. It didn't do anything great, but it was light years beyond Lost World.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 03:43 PM       
Yeah, but look at the person that's saying it was a good movie. He's named after the main character in one of the worst movies i have ever seen!
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 03:50 PM       
You mean Mike P. from Phantasm?
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:29 PM       
Maybe this time we'll have....CYBORG RAPTORS!

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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:34 PM       
I think Professor Cool hates me.

Cyborg Raptors would be kind of cool. Maybe it'll have Grimlock and stuff in it... Hm. Jurassic Park IV: THE FUTURE!

It might also be good if it focused on the dinosaurs and stuff, like "The Land Before Time" or "Milo and Otis". The first "Land Before Time", though. Imagine it: The story of a lone cyborg raptor on a quest to free his family from the clutches of the T-Rexes (Wouldn't it be Tyrannosauri Regi, since it's Latin?).
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:35 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 09:20 PM       
As long as the dinosaurs will win. I knew that there would be a sequel just looking at the end of JP3. It was kind of obvious :/.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 10:36 PM       
Actually, they should make JPVI a big computer animated extravaganza with the dinosaurs fighting among themselves, but banding together to feast upon the foolish humans that keep invading the island. DINOSAURS VS EVERYONE!
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 11:16 PM       
JP3 was SHIT. I wanted to punch that stupid woman in it through out the entire film. Why didn't she shut up? What can't you understand about GIANT DINOSAURS WHO WANT TO EAT YOU IF YOU MAKE NOISE?????

And that gay kid who "lived" by reading about dinosaurs in a book. WTF.
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Old Nov 12th, 2003, 05:51 AM       
Another black guy will died first in the movie.
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Old Nov 12th, 2003, 08:27 AM       
Steve Carell's name isn't Pete.
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