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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 08:41 PM        urotsukidoji
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Frankly, I don't think we talk about tentacle monsters enough on these boards.
And I agree. I've watched the entire Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend series, and unless something is seriously lost in the translation, it makes absolutely no sense. Has anybody else seen it all and actually understood wtf was going on?

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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 08:50 PM       
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 08:54 PM       
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 09:09 PM       
http://www.animenation.net/news/askjohn.php?id=599

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The infamous "demon tentacles" of adult anime were created as a way to work around traditional Japanese censorship laws regarding the depiction of genitalia. However, the demon tentacles also serve another purpose. A lover's goal is to satisfy both himself and his lover. The demon tentacles of anime can satisfy that urge in a way impossible in reality. The multiple monstrous appendages coming from a single man can completely engulf a woman, make the woman feel ultimate, overwhelming sensation impossible for any single man in real life. Likewise, a female viewer can watch hentai anime and imagine herself totally absorbed by her lover, pleasured in every way possible all at once by her lover.
So women fantasize about tentacles??? I knew it.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 09:57 PM       
So... does that mean that men that want to be the ideal lover fantasize about being tentacle monsters?
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 10:04 PM       
REAL MEN, yes.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:51 AM       
One day in college some friends and I decided to have a marathon with the 4 different Urotsukidoji series that were out in the US at the time.

We came to the realization that it's not a very good idea.

Although in one of the episodes of part 3, they say "fuck" like over 50 times in a half hour episode. I swear there was one line that was "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:58 AM       
Wait, does the octopus with the tentacles know he is raping a girl? Wouldn't he just eat her or something?
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 01:00 AM       
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Wouldn't he just eat her or something?


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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 01:28 AM       
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One day in college some friends and I decided to have a marathon with the 4 different Urotsukidoji series that were out in the US at the time.

We came to the realization that it's not a very good idea.

Although in one of the episodes of part 3, they say "fuck" like over 50 times in a half hour episode. I swear there was one line that was "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
4 different series? So they made even more? Like the DBZ of tentacle rape?
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 01:56 AM       
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Like the DBZ of tentacle rape?
Nah - if that were the case it would take 4 episodes for the monster to become aroused, then one episode per orifice being penetrated.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 09:41 AM       
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:29 PM       
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 02:28 PM       
I entered this thread thinking that soundtest just punched the keyboard for a subject line.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 04:03 PM       
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Like the DBZ of tentacle rape?
Nah - if that were the case it would take 4 episodes for the monster to become aroused, then one episode per orifice being penetrated.
Best DBZ related joke ever.

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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 05:10 PM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 11:06 PM       
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 11:30 AM       
Sock Head23568 (11:30:22 PM): the tentacle monster in that has eyes on his PENIS
Sock Head23568 (11:30:29 PM): i want eyes on my penis :'(
PhantasmaZero (11:32:10 PM): O .o
PhantasmaZero (11:32:16 PM): weird, but... yet...
PhantasmaZero (11:32:23 PM): so.. sessy
Sock Head23568 (11:32:47 PM): i would be all like
Sock Head23568 (11:32:58 PM): 'it's ok baby, you can poke my eye penis"
PhantasmaZero (11:33:06 PM): haha
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Old Sep 18th, 2003, 12:28 PM       


Believe it or not: ~98-00 i always went by 'nagumo' online.

:tentacle <- now THERE's an idea
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 03:15 AM       
The craziest bit is when that kid cuts his schlong off and replaces it with a deamon schlong to get daemonic powers.

I think alot of confusion comes from the fact Urotsukidoji was origionaly a 12 part series , then they made parts 1-3 into a film (legend of the overfiend) and cut scenes from the series and added new ones , then the same for parts 4-5 for legend of the demon womb, 6-8 became return of the over fiend -again with bits altered ...

Basicaly bad studio planning and production resulted in films which only seem to make sense when watched as an *individual* story , rather than trying to watch it as a timeline .
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 04:52 AM       
Several years ago my friend's uncle thought it would be funny to show us that. I still have nightmares about it.

I remember a scene about a gigantic penis destroying the city and absorbing people, where my friend's uncle came up with the mentally scarring remark "You heard of people sucking dick right? Well this dick sucks people!"
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 05:50 AM       
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