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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 05:44 PM       
To my partner after going on a call for a pregnant teenager who has no business having a child, I said, "You forgot to put a sterile coat hangar in the bag when you checked our equipment, dumbass. I hate being caught unprepared like that!"

Don't be the person the EMT's verbally abuse after encountering you. You don't want to be that person.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 05:56 PM       
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haha is that some kind of reference
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 06:01 PM       
How can you possibly turn an EMT persona into something other than heroic. I cut grass :/ Don't mess with me buddy.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 06:07 PM       
The male is genetically designed to spread his genetic code. So keeping that in mind being a serial rapist is pro-choice
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 06:38 PM       
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Sounds like the lament of a gent who has reached "child support" status once too many times.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 07:04 PM       
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NO WIRE HANGERS!!

haha is that some kind of reference
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:54 PM       
for the record i support your right to abort, even though i am pro life in most situations. but seriously twice? get a damn condom.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 10:14 PM       
They break, and in that case I guess you can move onto birth control and blah blah blah shouldn't have done in it the first place.

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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 10:23 PM       
Aren't most pro-lifers also pro-death penalty?

Let's start a debate. :crossballs
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 10:24 PM       
Yes.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 10:24 PM       
Always get your birth control from a normal doctor. I've heard from a former Planned Parenthood employee that abortion centers often give out placebo in the guise of birth control so that they'll have future clientel.
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 01:01 AM       
thats lol
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 03:06 AM       
That sounds like a crock of shit to me.
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 03:19 AM       
i would like to abort this thread
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 09:07 AM       
Why can't we abort children after they've been born?
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 12:08 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 12:34 PM       
She doesn't even look pregant.

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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 07:03 PM       
PRO CHOICE !! boys shouldnt EVEN HAVE AN OPINION BESAUE YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND ANYWAY!!!!11
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 07:07 PM       
THIS GIRL IN MY SCHOOL HAD AN ABORTION LAST YEAR AND NOW LIEK EVERYBODY HATES HER
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 07:18 PM       
liquit statick quit trying to get on pillowfights good side
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 07:24 PM       
hay jixby how many tiems has your BUTLER brought you the telephone on a satin pillow
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 07:39 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2004, 12:55 AM       
Maybe you fucking idiots shouldn't have unprotected sex you miserable piles of shit. Its a damn good thing those babies are dead. It would make me cry to hear that two stupid fuckups are trying to raise a godamn child. Fuck adoption, that poor kid will go through life wondering why the fuck his white-trash parents discarded him. You both need your sexual parts cut of and sewn up.
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Old Jul 25th, 2004, 11:56 AM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2004, 12:05 PM       
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