"when's the last time you had fun at work?"

[Aaarg]

I used to do that sometimes at Safeway. We had this outstanding chair that would spin really fast and roll really really fast. I snuck it into the front office so I could use it. I also took out the rubber pads on the floor so I could roll from counter to counter very quickly.

I used to have to go around the store with a handheld device and scan every tag that was an out-of-stock. One time I did it after the store closed, on the motorized handicapped cart. Only the low-level out of stocks got counted since I didn't even bother to stand up to reach the top shelves. I tried doing a few "drive-by" scans, but the handheld was too shitty.