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Bionic Sheep · #**101**

My children, you have all sinned.

Now die.

But dance with me first. Dance the dance of Helga's undergarments.

Arf. I said pants, but I didn't say pants.

That's funny, right?

Right?

Somebody?

Anybody?

WTF · #**102**

Lookee, lookee here,

Zekey and Dr. Fu having an intelligent conversation at last.

You both look so well HAPPY!

WTF · #**103**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bionic Sheep

My children, you have all sinned.

Now die.

But dance with me first. Dance the dance of Helga's undergarments.

Arf. I said pants, but I didn't say pants.

That's funny, right?

Right?

Somebody?

Anybody?

I know the feeling :/

No, it is funny

Bionic Sheep · #**104**

See? We're getting somewhere.

Well, not literally. I'm sitting in my chair. But the chair has wheels, so if I wanted to I could go somewhere.

I can hear band aid in the other room. It's actually quite good this year. Well, I think so.

Thoughts?

Dr. Fu · #**105**

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTF

Lookee, lookee here,

Zekey and Dr. Fu having an intelligent conversation at last.

You both look so well HAPPY!

So you decide to comeback with a stupid picture? And question our intelligence?

Lookee here, Lookee here.

You are a fucking moron to have started this and not even know a way to end it. You are a fucking moron because you dont even know how to rebuke any of my replies, and instead you twat around with a fucking picture to try to insult me.

Well, Boo Frickin Hoo.

It's morons like you who weigh this board down with stupidity.

You clearly suck at life. Please exit it.

Dr. Fu · #**106**

I will also ignore your replies now, because you aren't worth my time. Go ahead and say anything. I don't fucking care anymore.

WTF · #**107**

Well, Bionic, I think Fu and Zeckey are to bloody useless for a mock war, anyway. Looks at the response. So typical of the loser. Can you see it?

Rules on I-Mock for winning the Mock War:

- If the opponent gets angry,
- If the opponent uses the words "moron"
- If the opponet uses words like "Boo Frickin Hoo" or some similar tripe.
- If the opponent use some lame "please commit suicide" or "exit Life" as a sort of punh-out mock.

Please Fu, leave your panties inside. You are walking home naked. :/

Hi Bionic, How are you? At least you make some sense.

WTF · #**108**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Fu

I will also ignore your replies now, because you aren't worth my time. Go ahead and say anything. I don't fucking care anymore.

Dr. Fu says: "I've just been grossly insulted. I overheard WTF saying that he would offer me $20.00 to ignore his replies in the Mock War Forum on I-Mockery.
Zekey: " Dr. Fu , that's fucking outrageous man, you stick firm at $25.00 and you'll get it" :/

Relax, Fu. Mock wars is never really serious ok.

Ok, This is not a mock, ok. Are your from the US?

Terra · #**109**

Wow, all this brings a single tear to my eye. I can remember the days of my first eviscerations and fumbling attempts.

Ah. Good memories.

Bionic Sheep · #**110**

I make sense?

Buggery!

What have I been doing with my life?

I'm good, thanks. Yourself?

Dr. Fu · #**111**

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTF

- If the opponent gets angry,
- If the opponent uses the words "moron"
- If the opponet uses words like "Boo Frickin Hoo" or some similar tripe.
- If the opponent use some lame "please commit suicide" or "exit Life" as a sort of punh-out mock.

I said the post above was my final post, but it looks like I'm going to have to scratch that post and burn it.

I'm not doing a fucking mock war. Mock wars are stupid.

Also, note that NONE of the mock war losers actually said the above? I think someone died and gave you permission to edit the mock war rules above, eh?

Seriously.

If you have nothing to say, don't say it.

If I wanted to hear from a fucking asshole from you, I'd fart.

ZekeySpaceyLizard · #**112**

Four score and seven beers ago I vomited.

Good day. :/

WTF · #**113**

[quote="Dr. FuI said the post above was my final post, but it looks like I'm going to have to scratch that post and burn it.[/quote]

This one I will let you slip by, FU

I fucking serious ok! Are you from the US?

Dr. Fu · #**114**

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Originally Posted by Dr. Fu

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart.

Did you say something?

ZekeySpaceyLizard · #**115**

Masturbation.
No breathing.
Dont give a fuck if I cut my dick bleeding.

(guitar solo)

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!
THIS IS PALM SPRINGS RESORT!
THIS PLACE HAS POOLS AND SPORTS!
AND THIS IS NOT A RETORT!
WOOGLE WOOGLE BLORT BLORT!

Bionic Sheep · #**116**

Children.

Mock war is now over.

Fu, he's being friendly.

I'm in the UK. :o omh limey scumsucker

And yourself?

WTF · #**117**

Well Bionic, I am trying at least.

I am from South Africa right at the bottom of Africa and my first language is actually "Afrikaans". It is like a sort of "Flemish". Google it and you will get more info.

My english is thus not that good and I must admit that I need to post with the dictionary next to me. :/

It is like that word Terra used "eviscerate" in her post. I had no coocking clue what it means and man, was I scrambling for the dictionary for that one, hey.

Dr. Fu · #**118**

I liiiiike to eat pieeee
I got 68 pieee

Want pie now.

Bionic Sheep · #**119**

Heh.

Soooo, I can cause a mad scramble in your humble abode simply by vocalizing a desire to utilise protracted and, indeed, extended passages which may appear obstreperous to someone whose native tongue is not English?

Arf.

WTF · #**120**

Well Bionic, I am trying at least.

I am from South Africa right at the bottom of Africa and my first language is actually "Afrikaans". It is like a sort of "Flemish". Google it and you will get more info.

My english is thus not that good and I must admit that I need to post with the dictionary next to me. :/

It is like that word Terra used "eviscerate" in her post. I had no coocking clue what it means and man, was I scrambling for the dictionary for that one, hey.

WTF · #**121**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bionic Sheep

Heh.

Soooo, I can cause a mad scramble in your humble abode simply by vocalizing a desire to utilise protracted and, indeed, extended passages which may appear obstreperous to someone whose native tongue is not English?

Arf.

Dictionary, dictionary and more dictionary!!!