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Drew Katsikas · #1

Here's where you do my homework.

Write a 5 paragraph essay with a thesis, saying whether or not the hero Beowulf, is comparable to the heros of today, and why.

Good luck.

Protoclown · #2

Dude, just compare him to Wolverine. I'm sure you'll get an A.

Comrade Rocket · #3

Beowulf sucks ass, because by todays standerds he can not compaire to such heroes as, Wolverine, Spiderman, and of course the Hulk.

of course the Hulk sucks cuz his movie wass really gay. And his powers suck. OH DON'T GET HIM ANGRY YOU WON'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE IS ANGRY. Then he turns Green, WTF. Dude he has got nothing on Peter Puppy.

And then there is Spiderman. Spiderman Rules and Beowulf doesn't. Of course if beowulf has A spider sence his story would be so much more bearible.

And Grendel would be dead so quick if Wolverine came after him. Like Wolverine would have him down in 7 seconds flat. Man Wolverine rules. Im gonna play his genesis game.

In conclusion, Beowulf has nothing on the superheroes of today. He could beat up plastic man cuz platic man sucks. Beowulf could kick Plastic mans ass all over the street. I mean he was so much better when he was in the FANTASTIC FOUR.

Professor Cool · #4

Well you see heroes today. There aren't many. There are the heroes of 9/11. They weren't super, but they saved people. You know what i mean. But i digress.

Anyway, Beowulf was a hero. But in a hero in a different way. He isn't what some may call a hero. Though, some might find him a hero. It matters how you look at it. But I digress..

So earlier today, I was talking to my friend the other day. He didn't know who Beowulf was, so we continued to eat. He had a cheeseburger, and had chicken fried chicken. IHOP food is still mediocre. But I digress..

Next, there are other heroes. Like batman, he's cool. Although i never liked Batman and Robin or Batman Returns. They just killed the movie series. Now they are are making a Superman Vs. Batman, AS IF! Did that sound gay? I'm kinda uncomfortable about that. Not that gay people are bad people, I just keep my wits with them, if you know what i mean. But I digress...

So is Beowulf like heroes of today? In a way yes, Beowulf was like the heroes of today. In a way no, he wasn't like the heroes of today. It matters how you look at things, yah know. I think I'm repeating myself. I think I am, but either way, LET'S SUPPORT THE TROOPS PEOPLE, USA ALL THE WAY!

But I digress...

- Drew

Evil Robot · #5

What the fuck good is learning about beowulf when your going to wind up chipping concrete for a living anyway? You should be focused on things like Airwolf, and shop class. Other then that the state is wasting it's money on you. I think that the total amount of money you make in your life will be so miniscule that your middle school education would have COST MORE.
I emplore you, do your peers a favor and drop out of school now, for there are many lucrative careers in disibility fraud.

kahljorn · #6

The heroes of 9/11 are the one's who died, duh. Today's heroes are the people who die in horrible tragedies.

Protoclown · #7

Hi Trigger, I'd like to invite you to shut the fuck up.

Comrade Rocket · #8

uh oh, did I push some buttons?

Dole · #9

Yes, 'submit' twice more than you should have.

Protoclown · #10

with Dole (because I am laughing with him not at him OK??)

Command Prompt · #11

you can't even handle a 5 paragraph essay? Christ.

Protoclown · #12

Holy shit, I thought that said 5 pages, not paragraphs.

Suck it up, you pussy.

(and write about Wolverine)

Soul*Assassin · #13

5 paragraphs on beowulf? shit man.
I had to do a 2 page review of Macbeth in 1 night. Macbeth.
And I had to sit through 3 hours of the play. Although, it was a very captivating and emotional first-class performance.

Bennett · #14

shut your fucking talk-holes. I wrote a fifteen page paper on Han Fei Tzu and Sun Tzu for my ancient chinese philosophy class in one night.

Nerd · #15

HOLY FUCK

kahljorn · #16

WELL I WROTE AN ENTIRE ENCYLOPEDIA CALLED THE ENYCLOPEDIA KAHLTANIA, SO SHOW SOME RESPECT.

I ALSO INVENTED THE INTERNET.

kellychaos · #17

I had FOUR orgasms in one night so show some respect!

Unfortuantely, I was alone.

Bennett · #18

I memorized up to the G's in the phone book in one night.
Then I went to breakfast with my brother in the morning. I needed some toothpics for my hotcakes, but the waitress dropped the box, and I looked at the pile on the floor and said,
"52, 52, 52."

my brother was like, "52 what?"
and I said, "toothpics"
"there's more than 52 toothpics."

Then he realized I meant 52 times 3!!!

So he asked the waitress how many toothpics were in the box and she said 160.
So my bro said, "Sorry, you were close though."

Then the waitress looked in the box and said, "there's four left."

OMG!!!

Then I looked at her nametag, and I remebered her number from the phone book.