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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 06:13 PM       
Marlboro Reds make me stop careing I <3 them.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 06:22 PM       


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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 06:26 PM       
Cigarettes are bullshit. They take the shittiest of the shit tobacco and sprinkle a little flavor and chemicals and then roll it into a cigarette. Pure crap.

I only smoke real tobacco from a wooden pipe. It tastes better. It is way cheaper than cigarettes and is non-addicting.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 06:31 PM       
You're all pussies. The only thing cigs are good for is putting them out on people who piss you off.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 06:44 PM       
Lighters are better for that lark. I set light to my boyfriend's hair the other week and he was in a mood for hours afterwards. Some people got no sense of humour.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 06:49 PM       
With the "I love to smoke" line, Spad reminded me of Denis Leary.

I'm a Camel Wide Filter kinda guy myself.

I will use all my Camel dollars to pay for the tracheostomy.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 08:17 PM       
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Yea, chocolate GOLD! My brother's company sent him to London for 3 weeks so I told him to bring me back as many 555's as he can. You don't know anywhere to get them in TO or Canada in general, do you Daphne?
There used to be a place on the east side of Jarvis just north of College (south of wellsley) that I'd buy them at, but that was when I was in grade 10, and I don't know if they are still sold there. It wasn't a Macs, I think it was closer to College, too.

Man if you get them, mail a pack to me I'm out west now.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 08:59 PM       
He Who Brown-Noses With His Very Name is right. Pipe smoking is by far superior to smoking fags. The very best, though, is smoking a hookah. I've currently got apple and strawberry flavored shisha, which is tobacco leaves soaked in molasses. It contains no tar!


C'est moi et ma pipe.



My indian hookah, or nargile.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 09:58 PM       
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i love smokin too. i smoke marlboro lights now and i'm not quite sure how i made the switch from camel filters to these, but i'm pretty satisfied with 'em. the closest that i came to quitting was when i was running over the summer, but then i was followed by some guy and i moved to a neighborhood where the chances of me being followed again kinda quadrupled...so no more running for me and now i get to smoke all i want.
Tar. It's what's clogging your airways!

Sorry, just had to after you bashed meat. I'd like to think that cig smoking is worse for you than eating a steak once in a while.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 07:47 AM       
yeah, but i'm not killing an animal when i light a cigarette. i'm slowly killing myself. it's all my perorgative. :bobbybrown

besides, i'm well aware of how silly it is to be a vegetarian and to smoke. I'M WORKIN ON IT, OK?

let me get rid of one bad habit at a time here.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 09:03 AM       
My considered opinion is that anyone who doesn't smoke deserves a stairwell noncebashing.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 09:04 AM       
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yeah, but i'm not killing an animal when i light a cigarette. i'm slowly killing myself. it's all my perorgative. :bobbybrown

besides, i'm well aware of how silly it is to be a vegetarian and to smoke. I'M WORKIN ON IT, OK?

let me get rid of one bad habit at a time here.
I have an article about vegetarians smoking-

http://www.lvdiscount.com/hitlerveggie.htm
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 09:09 AM       
Don't give up the ebay business.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 09:11 AM       
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Don't give up the ebay business.
I'm not. I just write articles for fun and I spend my own money to run the website. Do you see any ads? FUCK NO. Ads are shit.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 09:50 AM       
Back to how great and fun smoking is.

All you smokers may feel free to post pictures of yourselves indulging your dirty, nasty habit. By that I mean smoking. Any sick fetish stuff should be directed to the Loveline forum.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 10:45 AM       
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With the "I love to smoke" line, Spad reminded me of Denis Leary.
It reminded me of Dennis Leary wanting to be Bill Hicks.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 01:28 PM       
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My considered opinion is that anyone who doesn't smoke deserves a stairwell noncebashing.
Yeah, well, you deserve... you deserve... a figripple atrustic fwap.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 01:48 PM       
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Do you see any ads? FUCK NO. Ads are shit.
I see an ad on the main page.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 01:54 PM       
I’d ride a mile for a Camel and smoke it on the way.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 01:58 PM       
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 03:26 PM       
I like menthols and the orange-flavored ones :< But I only smoked like once a week when I went to parties and now not at all :<

Guess why :< :< :<
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 04:01 PM       
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Do you see any ads? FUCK NO. Ads are shit.
I see an ad on the main page.
It's on the VERY bottom and you don't even see it unless you look for it. I just use it for counter purposes and don't make a cent from it.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 05:05 PM       
But your site also sucks and isn't funny.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 05:25 PM       
I havent smoked since August. It's all good though.


I fucking love cowboy killers.
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Old Oct 29th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
I only smoke drugs.
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