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Old Feb 8th, 2006, 12:42 PM        My first piece for CRACKED magazine: MAD MONEY!
Wrote this piece a while ago and now that they're all done with the Superbowl parody stuff, it's finally up on their site. I really don't pay much attention to the stock market at all, but I can't help but get sucked into watching entire episodes of "Mad Money" with Jim Cramer. If you've ever seen him before, you know exactly what I mean. The man is nuts. So nuts in fact that his show inspired me to do an article about him:

MAD AS IN CRAZY:
http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?o...rticle&sid=246

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Old Feb 8th, 2006, 12:48 PM       
I was just skimming through the tube about a week ago and saw that. Thought it was one of those mock-up commercials about ZAAANY companies.

What a freak.
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Old Feb 8th, 2006, 04:15 PM       
Jim Cramer is one of the few clincally insane people with a show.
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Old Feb 8th, 2006, 11:58 PM       
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I was just skimming through the tube about a week ago and saw that. Thought it was one of those mock-up commercials about ZAAANY companies.

What a freak.
He has a pile of chairs now from all the chairs that he's destroyed on his show. :o

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Jim Cramer is one of the few clincally insane people with a show.
The "few" clinically insane people with a show? Clearly you haven't seen enough TV lately.
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Old Feb 9th, 2006, 08:59 AM       
In that article, were those real quotes from that guy. Cause He gave me nightmares.
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Old Feb 9th, 2006, 09:59 PM       
did he really get committed to a psych ward?
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 09:31 PM       
congragulations on youur article, my fine hatted friend.
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 10:55 PM       
That's a fantastic article. I find myself watching him for absolutely no reason at all. B-B-B-Booyah!
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 11:54 PM       
That tv show is BRILLIANT.
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