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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 07:45 AM        my miserable thread :tear
I found this while I was randomly surfing last night:
www.mymiserablechristmas.com[/u]
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 07:53 AM       
uh oh now my miserable christmas is going to show up and pretend to be a railing and turn into a snake
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 03:03 PM       
Well thanks, now that the other two threads are deleted, my joke doesnt make sense

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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 06:25 PM       
I posted them on accident anyway. I dont see why you take offense to your jokes being ruined when you dont set them up very well or even very clearly in the first place. just fix the post, that's all it takes.
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 07:39 PM       
okay so maybe i was wrong
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 07:40 PM       
is it the avatar?
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 07:45 PM       
i think you're taking jixby and everything else more seriously than it probably ever deserves to be ;<

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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 07:49 PM       
just trying to help.
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 08:00 PM       
Step back and think for a second - What are the odds that jixby is so completely unfamiliar with these boards or the internet in general that you can help him out in his posting career?

If someone isn't 'getting it' on these boards, there are two possible reasons:

1. They're being intentionally ironic.
2. They're stupid and/or new.

Stupid people don't stay here for very long because we aren't nice to them. New people aren't here for long by definition. Ergo, therefore, consequentially, if a regular is missing some golden nugget of truth that you believe you can provide, chances are it's a joke.

We like jokes here. The quicker you learn to get jokes, the better you can fit in with us, the joke-likers.
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 08:13 PM       
sadly, my sense of humor only comes out when I'm in a slightly pissed off and sarcastic mood. :/
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 08:27 PM       
Then let me direct you to both the philosophy board and the world of warcraft thread in gaming.
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 09:05 PM       
the philosophy board is a no for two reasons: 1 2 I dont want to end up as much of a smart jerk as he is. the way he acts so smug about everything JUST BECAUSE he's usually right pisses me off big time. I may have the mind for philosophy, but that field is just so fucking boring my head would become full of seemingly useful knowledge, my depression would grow worse, and I'd probably end up killing myself. so no philosophy. as for gaming, I dont have any systems right now and I am horrible at most games anyway. in short, I'd love to join you in the gaming forum, but I'm afraid I'm just not 'cool' enough. :/
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 09:08 PM       
Okay, we really need to work on this getting jokes thing.
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 09:12 PM       
maybe giving me the title 'serious jerk' would help. :/
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 09:13 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 09:17 PM       
dale come to the food forum well start there
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 09:18 PM       
donate just what? I'll bet the answer involves waiting and/or my incompatibility.
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 09:26 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 09:29 PM       
just how much at least?
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 09:30 PM       
uh, we have guidelines for avatar size. don't do that again.
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 09:43 PM       
it was a test. sorry.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 09:56 PM        Re: my miserable thread :tear
Dale,

Which one of these stories is yours?


http://www.mymiserablelife.com/
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 10:03 PM       
none of them.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 10:04 PM       
Why are you so down in the dumps acting?
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 10:07 PM       
because I'm single and even though I love this god damned site nearly everyone on it hates me
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