glowbelly

[noob3]

[Captain Robo]

Aw man, I'm going to go up to fat girls in my school and say "Happy Mother's Day" and it's gonna be tight

[Jeanette X]

Awww. I gave my mom a nice gift basket with shower stuff in it. She was delighted.

[wickedarcher]

I never give my mom something for mother's day..
My father always buyes the gifts for her........................... :/ ...

[wickedarcher]

Fuck..My avatar isn't working..

[FS]

Maybe that's because you're the scum of the earth.

[mischief]

can't rule the possibility out

[kellychaos]

What would the scum of the earth get his mother on that, her special day? Perhaps a bag full of BETA pornos. :/

[glowbelly]

noobe

[sspadowsky]

Glowbelly!

What the hell is going on? Where are you? What are you doing? What? Huh?
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Masturbation solo

[glowbelly]

i'm in philly right now. my auntie just took me shopping and i got a nice ann taylor outfit and a book and i had a glass of wine and a nutty coffee (no austin powers jokes please ) and lesseeeee, uhhhhmmmm, i bought my uncle a flame starter thing for his birthday and a back scratcher and a rubber ducky.



i'm well. i got laid off. send me a pm, i'll give you my new, secret email address. actually, protoclown should send me a pm too....or i could just stop fishing for attention and send you two a pm.

that's what i'll do.