Set Fire to Myself Today

[Bod]

I've got a really dodgy gas cooker and I was boiling an egg. I used the end on my sleeve to lift the pan lid and all the loose threads went up in flames. I was beating the flames out with my hand but could hear the flames going around my back.

I would have rolled on the floor but my kitchen is too small! But I did manage to remove my burning top and jump on it.

All that just from boiling one egg.

[Grazzt]

The funniest thing is that you think I give a fuck.

[executioneer]

NO, THE FUNNIEST THING IS THAT YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD CARE IF YOU GAVE A FUCK :apathy

-willie

[noob3]

Yeah, I seriously doubt bod thought "I sure do hope that Grazzt cares!" as she typed her post.

[Bod]

You would have laughed if I'd become a human fireball and it was in the paper DEATH BY EGG and there was a picture of my ashes with only a shoe left. And the egg wasn't even cooked.

[Mister Sarcastic]

Actually pictures like those are EXTREMELY heartbreaking

[Cap'n Crunch]

So, did you reboil the egg or throw it out?

[Mister Sarcastic]

Oh THAT'S important

[Bod]

I didn't let that egg get the better of me.
I boiled it HARD and ATE it

[Mister Sarcastic]

Well THAT'S a happy ending

[Bod]

I sure do hope that Grazzt cares!

[FS]

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you... eggs.

[Bod]

not to mention microwave egg poachers
http://www.I-Mockery.net/viewtopic.p...=microwave+egg

[Carnivore]

So many people here I'd like to imagine engulfed in flames and it happens to one of the good ones. Life sucks

[AChimp]

Why don't you get an electric stove?

[Evil Robot]

Am I one of the fire wish people?

[AChimp]

If you have to ask, then the answer is probably yes.

[Evil Robot]

Rack up another victory for voodo dolls and Bic lighters.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Chimpy-Pants

If you have to ask, then the answer is probably yes.

Damn!

[Bod]

if I could afford a new electric cooker, I would spend the money on something a lot more interesting

[AChimp]

I am amused by your English term for stove.

[Wiffles]

Aww ;_;

*pat pats Bod*

[Bod]

This morning I am using the grill



I have to add here that the word 'stove' reminds me of blacking and Little House on the Prairie.

[Evil Robot]

I bought a toaster oven because gas is expensive. Then the nuclear power plant 2 miles from my house had a fire (not a meltdown big difference) and got shut down permenently since this was the last straw as far as the NRC was conceaned. Now, electricity cost three time as much as gas and my last bill was $253.00 thanks to the electric toaster oven deal.
DOWN WITH ELECTRICITY

[Bod]

Gas is cheaper in England than electric. Do Americans get confused with petrol?