Commercials that piss you off.

[AChimp]

Can you hear me now? Fuck.

[Zbu Manowar]

Okay, here's one: any commercial that now equates marijuana use to snort cocaine and raping the elderly. Not to defend a drug, but marijuana is right up there with alcohol with its effects. Fuck, it's quite obvious this is a bit of propragada thanks to the Pres. Of course, you won't see his drug of choice--alcohol--portrayed this way, heaven forbid.

[CrapOnAStick]

Originally Posted by Jack Skellington

Also, that jeans commercial where those two people have buffalo run by made me seriously consider suicide. I give up on humanity on a daily basis

Don't remind me.

[sadie]

"hey. what's up?"
"nothing much. just having a pick before class."
"yah. i could use a pick myself."

[JeefGyle]

I hate religious gospel CD commercials too, and they are always like 10 fucking minutes long

I liked the old commercial for that Yanni CD.

[Zbu Manowar]

Christian Rock is an oxymoron. I don't know if I can take a 'group' seriously if their fanbase is nothing more than a bunch of people who look like they came directly from work, hold their hands up, and look like they're to ignore the nastiest fart to ever escape a Sumo Wrestler's ass.

I notice that one of the 'bands' is called Delirious. How apt.

[Zbu Manowar]

Okay, another one: The Dr. Scholls 'Gellin' one where a bunch of idiots make up rhymes and shit to sell some arch supports.

God. "That's my foot you're smellin cause I'm sooooo GELLIN."

[punkgrrrlie10]

I don't really watch tv so I can't think of any offhand, but I saw a billboard that pissed me off.

It was rosie the riveter with the caption "we can buy it"

[Malevolent]

I'm going to have to go ahead and agree wholeheartedly with Daphne. I absolutely hate the Mitsubishi Lancer commercial with the suck-ass Barenaked Ladies. I also hate the Mitsubishi Eclipse commercial with that crappy 'Without You' song and the girl in the front seat dancing like a reject.

[Zbu Manowar]

She was dancing? I thought she was having a seizure and the company was trying to get the elusive Newgrounds.com consumer.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by Zbu Manowar

She was dancing? I thought she was having a seizure and the company was trying to get the elusive Newgrounds.com consumer.

What's even better is the moron in the back trying to "funk out" too.

[Zbu Manowar]

I didn't notice...which is probably for the best knowing how they portray men dancing as a cross between a man fending off a beehive that just fell into his pants or the liquid heat scene from 'Revenge of the Nerds.'

[Zbu Manowar]

Okay, now here's a big one: "Kids Bopz" commercials in which parents are given an easy alternative to today's pop music that is just full of sex! Now, instead of having overtanned underweight divas do it, you can listen to kids sing today's hits!

And the true hilarity is listening to these idiotic kids sing. Now I know what Muzak in hell sounds like: a bunch of kids singing Sugar Ray's "I Just Wanna Fly." Now that's comedy.

[Zbu Manowar]

Okay, anybody seen the one where this eight year old kid starts talking about how if he wets himself at a slumber party he'd be 'afraid?' And how wearing underroos-sized pull up pants will solve this?

Tell me I didn't just imagine this.

[AChimp]

I hate all that shit that overly protective parents "need" to keep their children from seeing anything questionable.

You can be damn sure my kids will be listening to Eminem in their crib.

[Zbu Manowar]

Don't shoot yourself in the foot, man. If anything, make your children watch questionable stuff that rocks like anything by Peter Jackson pre-LOTR, Friday the 13th to Number 6, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and GWAR.

If you're going to scare your children, you might as well do it with something you like and that rocks. Fuck scaring them for spite's sake.

[Daphne]

Originally Posted by Zbu Manowar

Okay, anybody seen the one where this eight year old kid starts talking about how if he wets himself at a slumber party he'd be 'afraid?' And how wearing underroos-sized pull up pants will solve this?

Tell me I didn't just imagine this.

You didn't, it's terrible.

My god, can you imagine being the poor kid who did this add? He's going to be wetting himself for the next 20 years of his life, what with the amount of kicks to the sack he'll be getting from his school bullies!

[Zbu Manowar]

That's what I thought. He's doomed himself in anything he does because of that damn commercial!! How can he even date without having the girl wonder about his leaky bladder?

[Zomboid]

OH SHIT! You mean that one where the kid says something like "and now my brothers just say I'm a normal kid now"? When he smiles near the end I always get the feeling he just pissed himself and is smiling cause he's retarded or something.

[Zbu Manowar]

Yup. The kid with the black background behind him and spouting dialogue that's just too PC for a kid to speak it.

And here's another that's a strictly Detroit one for this law firm: at this junkass convenience store, a kid asks for a candy bar. The mom grabs this kid and screams "I CAN'T, WE DON'T HAVE THE KIND OF MONEY!!" Then she goes up to the cashier and says in a perfect calm voice: "I'd like $100 worth of Easy Picks Lotto Tickets, please."

This apparently is a commercial for gambling addiction. But it comes off as the woman is a completely abusive retard who honestly thinks $100 worth of Lotto tickets--not the scratch off but the actual ones--is going to make her hit it big. This isn't gambling addiction, this woman is bone stupid!!

AHHHHHH!! Oh, my head hurts now.

[CastroMotorOil]

Zbu, i hate the commercials around here too, they are all sooooooo bad. I don't know if D.O.C. is a national eyeglass chain but I HATE those commercials with richard goldblum or whatever the fuck his name is dancing around in his "Sexy Specs" I have glasses and they are not fuckign sexy so stop pretending they are GODDAMMIT.

[drumaster]

anti-marijuana ones blow fat knobs

[Zbu Manowar]

Originally Posted by Zorak790

Zbu, i hate the commercials around here too, they are all sooooooo bad. I don't know if D.O.C. is a national eyeglass chain but I HATE those commercials with richard goldblum or whatever the fuck his name is dancing around in his "Sexy Specs" I have glasses and they are not fuckign sexy so stop pretending they are GODDAMMIT.

No, I witnessed them. And it's damn sad becaue I remember when that Richard guy had dignity. You know how priceless dignity is? It's worth not dancing like an idiot just to hock stupid glasses and pretend your ten years younger than you are.

I tell you, I hope that guy broke his ass or had it kicked by somebody who knew how to dance. Nothing like sad white folks trying to jive solely to sell shitty frames.

[Les Waste]

The local commercials in my area are the worst fucking things ever

Except for ads for 1-800-Collect and cell phone services

This thread has done nothing but make me mad. Which has cut 2 years from my life. Thanks for reminding me of all the horrible, horrible commercials I hate, jack asses

[Zbu Manowar]

I've forced you to read this? Cool. Now, obey my will...obey my will....

YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED NOW!!