Saving

[Akennedy90]

In keep with the spirit of the "Screen Savior", this brings one to wonder how word processor messages would differ if written by adherents to some different Christian denominations, especially the message seen when quitting before saving work.

Non-sectarian:
Do you wish to Save your work?
Roman Catholic:
Registry indicates user is Female; only Males are able to Save.
Anglican:
Your work may or may not be Saved.
Lutheran:
If you don't follow the instruction manual, don't expect your work to be Saved.
Mennonite:
Document contains the word "dancing"; it cannot be Saved.
JWs:
You are user #144,001; your work cannot be Saved.
Mormon:
Could we interest you in Saving your work?
Millenarian:
It is almost too late to Save your work.
S. Baptist:
If your work was not Saved, it is because you are evil.
TV Preacher:
This program has made mistakes in the past, but it will try to Save *this* file.
Born-again:
Before Saving your work, this program will erase all existing data; Proceed?
Faith healers:
If you believe your work will be Saved, it will be Saved.

[liquidstatik]

You make too many threads.

[Akennedy90]

Sorry Oh yah btw I have nothing aginst religion I just find this stuff humourus so dont think me an antireligious person okay

[AChimp]

We think you suck. That makes us anti-akennedy.

[ziggytrix]

YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO START ANY MORE THREADS FOR AT LEAST A WEEK.

[Esuohlim]

Don't make me make a character called "ALeeHarveyOswald90" and shoot you in the head.

[Gurlugon]

[Akennedy90]

Okay Okay I get the point I post way to much I guess its cause i live in the middle of nowwhere and have no one to talk to.
Oh yah and chimp man I dont care what you are thats your right.
(anti-akennedy) Snicker.........

[Akennedy90]

Okay Okay I get the point I post way to much I guess its cause i live in the middle of nowwhere and have no one to talk to.
Oh yah and chimp man I dont care what you are thats your right.
(anti-akennedy) Snicker.........I wont post anymore for at least a week but i will still look at other posts

[liquidstatik]

Heard ya the first time.

[Jason]

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

Heard ya the first time.

I DIDNT HEAR HIM. I READ HIS POST. OLOLOL