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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:16 AM       
If you only come when called can I have your phone number?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:29 AM       
If you were't a jerk that worked in a garage, you could of bought it on a student line of credit with about 1/5 that intrest rate

I thought jerks that worked in garages bought used and fixed it for cheap anyway! Stupid Jerk!
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:30 AM       
What kind of bike is it. I like bikes.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:32 AM       
It's a Suzuki DRZ 400E, and I bought it BEFORE I was a jerk.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:38 AM       
Nice. I'm buying a bike when I graduate. I want a Honda 929 RR.

The only thing that sucks is you REALLY can't drive them drunk, unlike a car, which you sorta can.

At least with a bike though, it would only be your stupid ass you kill.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:40 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:47 AM       
Are you kidding me? I've had 2 (two) DWIs and I can tell you that driving a bike drunk is incredibly easy. I know it sounds bad, but cops are less likely to see a bike weaving and decide to pull you over then if you were doing that in a car. Speeding and weaving are acceptable methods of riding a bike so cops don't know your drunk.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:56 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:58 AM       
I'm not a car, you can't pull me over!
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 01:01 AM       
Evil Robot is cool when he's not being a jerkass.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 02:59 PM       
I WISH MY COMPUTOR HAD NOT BEEN BROKEN SO I COULD HAVE BEEN HERE FOR THIS THREAD

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Old Dec 22nd, 2003, 09:48 PM       
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