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Old May 30th, 2003, 03:51 AM       
I am here because, having been here since the late nineties, I've met many of these people in real life, many I haven't, and I consider a good deal of them friends and enjoy their company. Together, we enjoy mocking people that are full of themselves. People like you.

Whereas (and correct me if I'm mistaken) you sauntered into a smallish forum seeking any attention that would be given to you, feeling that the accomplishment of that goal outweighs your actions as a pretentious pseudo-intellectual.

The problem with people like you is that now you'll feel like you have something to prove.

I look forward to reading your personal attacks on me in every thread I post in from this day onward.

*ps. whats yur age???
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Old May 30th, 2003, 03:53 AM       
Ah yes, presuming too much is a sin. Although it's not as bad as presuming too little. If you don't presume enough you, you know what? Fuck it.

Get a fucking dictionary, you cunt.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:01 AM       
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I am here because, having been here since the late nineties, I've met many of these people in real life, many I haven't, and I consider a good deal of them friends and enjoy their company. Together, we enjoy mocking people that are full of themselves. People like you.

Whereas (and correct me if I'm mistaken) you sauntered into a smallish forum seeking any attention that would be given to you, feeling that the accomplishment of that goal outweighs your actions as a pretentious pseudo-intellectual.

The problem with people like you is that now you'll feel like you have something to prove.

I look forward to reading your personal attacks on me in every thread I post in from this day onward.

*ps. whats yur age???

Good for you.

Whats YOUR age again?
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:02 AM       
I am eleven.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:02 AM       
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Ah yes, presuming too much is a sin. Although it's not as bad as presuming too little. If you don't presume enough you, you know what? Fuck it.

Get a fucking dictionary, you cunt.
Any preference of dictionary?
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:03 AM       
I would prefer if you'd tell us how old you are.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:03 AM       
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I am eleven.

As am I.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:04 AM       
Do you have a boyfriend?
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:07 AM       
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Do you have a boyfriend?
Yes, he is also in my grade.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:09 AM       
Are you hot?
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:14 AM       
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Are you hot?
No.

Unless you find pimply faced, morbidly obese women attractive.

Oh yeah, and I give off a putrid stench.



Edit: Also I have a face only a mother could love.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:14 AM       
A/S/L
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:18 AM       
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:23 AM       
Forsooth, privvy and damnation! This questionable creature has indeed withstood our avalanche of various expletives by use of her veritable bubble of pompous obnoxiousness! I, for one, would delight in congratulating her, and would hazard an interest in both her IQ and miscellaneous academic accomplishments.

I would also delight in feeling her left eyesocket disintegrate under the pressure of my right fist, but, as the saying goes, beggars cannot be choosers.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:27 AM       
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Forsooth, privvy and damnation! This questionable creature has indeed withstood our avalanche of various expletives by use of her veritable bubble of pompous obnoxiousness! I, for one, would delight in congratulating her, and would hazard an interest in both her IQ and miscellaneous academic accomplishments.

I would also delight in feeling her left eyesocket disintegrate under the pressure of my right fist, but, as the saying goes, beggars cannot be choosers.

You really know how to flatter a girl. I applaude you.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 04:43 AM       
Female, lets cyber!
Text is so HOT

note the suave use of color.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 06:11 AM       
Haiku, would it be permisible for me to maneuver your donuts?
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Old May 30th, 2003, 07:31 AM       
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Forsooth, privvy and damnation! This questionable creature has indeed withstood our avalanche of various expletives by use of her veritable bubble of pompous obnoxiousness! I, for one, would delight in congratulating her, and would hazard an interest in both her IQ and miscellaneous academic accomplishments.

I would also delight in feeling her left eyesocket disintegrate under the pressure of my right fist, but, as the saying goes, beggars cannot be choosers.
haha.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 01:47 PM       
What if I threw donuts at you
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Old May 30th, 2003, 02:06 PM       
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What if I threw donuts at you

Only if it's the cream filled kind.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 02:25 PM       
You're gonna trace the call?
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Old May 30th, 2003, 02:28 PM       
Do you have tracing PAPER?
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Old May 30th, 2003, 02:31 PM       
A Girl that likes Transformers??? I think I'm in LOVE!

So where you from? Do you live in Cali? you sound like my type of girl, IM me some time
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Old May 30th, 2003, 02:53 PM       
Maybe she's just a Cali girl at heart.
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Old May 30th, 2003, 02:58 PM       
I'm going to have to step in here and say I sort of like Haiku. She is quite articulate, can hold her own, and her arrogance reminds me of a younger, more hate-filled me.
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