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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 06:51 PM        week from hell
My car got stolen
My computer got fried
My knee hurts cause i crashed my bike
I chose this week to quit smoking.
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 07:46 PM       
Well, just dont say those dooming words:
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 08:33 PM       
good timing if you live in scotland

OH noES!! no smoking in pubs, all the atmosphere will be gone! and think about the poor bingo halls (seriously, thats a concern)
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Old Mar 28th, 2006, 12:11 AM       
But your still on a computer so that's three out of four! Always look to the bright side.
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Old Mar 28th, 2006, 12:46 PM        Re: week from hell
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My car got stolen
My computer got fried
My knee hurts cause i crashed my bike
I chose this week to quit smoking.
I hope you mean "bike" as in motorcycle, because eh, when I hear "bike" and smoking, I infer underager, and while I'm not bothered by the fact that I-Mockery would be the place to out yourself as an underage smoker, I kinda laugh a little inside with the opposite image when I think about some guy BMXing his way to work with a cig in his mouth.

Kinda like watching someone on a treadmill eat donuts, if you know where I'm going with this.
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Old Mar 28th, 2006, 01:09 PM       
When in situations like you describe, I find taking on a brand new bad habbit efficacious. I recomend sniffing model glue.

I know how you feel. This last month has sucked huge bag, let alone the last week, and it's taking a mighty dose of willpower to keep from breaking in some brand new unspeakable vice.
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Old Mar 28th, 2006, 02:06 PM       
It's nothing that a good, vigorous masturbating couldn't fix.
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Old Mar 28th, 2006, 04:43 PM        Re: week from hell
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I hope you mean "bike" as in motorcycle
No bike as in bicycle, i am in college and i live close enough to school and my job to save lots of money by not bying gas.

And i don't need to masturbate, there are all kinds of girls that want to touch my penis
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Old Mar 28th, 2006, 04:49 PM       
Except your girlfriend?

Did you crash you bike while you were lighting up? Oh and sorry about your knee. I hope it gets all better.
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