there was this girl i was friends with for a long time... there was no romance whatsoever... she was really cute, but her friend was slightly cuter so i was into her friend more... ANYWAY we used to hang out all the time during the summer when i was 17... drink, smoke pot, psychedelics and other fun stuff... SOOOO one night we go to her brother's friend's house... he was having a party... her brother was a pretty big guy... into metal AND pumping iron AND getting completely drunk... dangerous combo to say the least!
so we get drunk and around 3am everybody at the party starts leaving or passing out so i tell her i'm gonna tour and she grabs my hand and says 'stay with me'... see even though this girl was cute for some reason i had NEVER thought of her that way so it was such a shock... ANYWAY i'm not one to argue with a lady so i follow her down to the basement (because there are people laying around passed out everywhere else) and leads me to this bed with this big snoring lump.... it was her fucking brother!
there was nowhere else to sleep besides the cold concrete, so now i'm thinking the whole possibility of sex thing was just wishing thinking on my part. now i'm thinking, OK she just wanted a friend to cuddle with or whatever... so we lay down and then she starts kissing me and stuff... and undoes my pants... now i am a 17 year old virgin at this time so let me tell you boys, big crazy brother or no big crazy brother i was willing to take my chances! BUT like some fucking phag movie... i got a little too excited and...
BUT i did not tell her this! hell no! instead i expressed concern! i said... "no i don't think we should do this... your brother is right there beside us... it's too risky" she said "don't worry.. he's had so much to drink he won't wake up"... i kept saying no...but then once soundtest jr. was ready to rise again, i started with the smoochy smoochy and lost my virginity next to a big drunk greasy skid.... whenever he moved or made any noise or anything i thought i was a fucking dead man.
we were bf gf for a year after that.