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Old May 27th, 2006, 08:48 PM        I got blessed by a Bishop today
and I didn't burst into flame.

Clearly God likes me.
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Old May 27th, 2006, 08:57 PM       
He was cursing you in Latin.
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Old May 28th, 2006, 01:30 AM       
Congratulations, you have both beaten the system and disproved the premises of Christianity that all people who are not believers should burst into flames upon being blessed.
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Old May 28th, 2006, 08:46 AM       
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Old May 28th, 2006, 10:41 AM       
I figured this was some sort of metaphor for accidentally shooting a load on oneself. Now that I see it wasn't, I think it should be.
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Old May 28th, 2006, 11:45 AM       
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Congratulations, you have both beaten the system and disproved the premises of Christianity that all people who are not believers should burst into flames upon being blessed.
If it was anyone else, I would think that you were being sarcastic. But given how stupid you are, I'm not totally sure.
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Old May 28th, 2006, 12:06 PM       
I like to "bless my bishop" every day. Twice a day.
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Old May 28th, 2006, 10:52 PM       
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Congratulations, you have both beaten the system and disproved the premises of Christianity that all people who are not believers should burst into flames upon being blessed.
No you idiot. I only proved that Eris' protections are sufficient ward even against high ranking clergy of the Cross.

Plus I was warned the evening before that this event would happen.

The wedding planner lady said "Those of you who aren't Catholic won't recieve communion, but the priest will bless you. He may touch you..."

And it took all the willpower in the world not to die laughing right then and there... or maybe it was simply fear of dying at the bride's mother's hands a moment later... either way this was a weekend I shall never forget, and not only because my best friend got married.
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Old May 29th, 2006, 04:35 AM       
Congratulations to your friend.

Congratulations to the Bishop for getting to teach your darling self.
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