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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 11:00 PM        The Many Faces of Clement
i'm not the artsy type at all, i can barely draw a straight line, but today i had divine inspiriation.
mspaint has let me unleash a small portion of creaitivity with the lovely JClement as my subject, muse, and punching bag.

These run in order from first to last, I really wanted to get a wide range of Clement. Originally there was to be only 10, but I have a feeling I may not be done even now.

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244169462
This one is titled "Weenie Wizard Clement". Note the exotic swirls of aroma ascending from the rotting flesh on his feet.

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244169533
This one is titled "Naughty Easter Clement". It's meant to show his playful and sensual side in a form that's fun for the whole family.

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244169668

This is called "Angry Alien Clement, A Map". It's a journey through his soul and his world. I like to believe his anger rises from the ruling of Pluto's non-planethood. Why do you think he's angry?

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244169818
"Clement Killed My Cat" is not neccessarily art, but a photo of him disembowling my cat, Yogurt.


http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244169935This is called "Clement and the Tentacles", inspired by one of his earlier musings on tentacle rape .

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244170080
"Team/Teen Spirit Clement", bubbly, colorful, sissified and yours for a night one the town for $5 and a crudely drawn naked picture of your mom.

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244170179
"Rasta Poser Clement" is inviting and friendly, but you know there's something not right going on. This shows his cunning side and his ability to blend it like a fucking chameleon.

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244170311

"First Date Clement" is bursting with sensitivity and emotion. Staring into his eyes will make you feel like he's about to slip you a Mickey at any moment and have his manly way with you. He's powerful and ready to show you how man he is but only if you'll stop trying to crawl out the bathroom window first.

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244170541
"Buzz Lightrear" is my personal favorite. A flashback of the Clement that makes us really giggle.

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244170634
"Emo/Goth Clement" gives us a darker view of our normally delightful court jester. The tears of a clown indeed.

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244170707
"Raging Clement", he's so angry he'll kill you with a banana.
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Old Jun 5th, 2009, 08:00 PM       
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244246336
"Chikin Chokin Clement"

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244246336
"Unrequited Love, Desperation of a Yiffster"
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Old Jun 5th, 2009, 09:08 PM       
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http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1244170179
"Rasta Poser Clement" is inviting and friendly, but you know there's something not right going on. This shows his cunning side and his ability to blend it like a fucking chameleon.
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Old Jun 12th, 2009, 03:47 AM       
everytime i log on to msn he tries to add me ;/ At least now I know that I'm not alone...

wtf is yiffing though? I guess i should look it up or something...
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Old Jun 12th, 2009, 06:44 AM       
I think he likes you kahl hahahah

"yiff" is apparently a furry term for "sex" or "sexuality"
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 03:59 AM       
haha prolly cause when they are wearing their stupid suits and humping each other it makes YIFF noises
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 01:21 AM       
The portrait on the wall. Awesome.
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 07:33 PM       
What happened to Clement, anyway?
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 07:53 PM       
He's out changing himself more so that he will be loved someday.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2009, 12:34 AM       
Where the fuck did all the images go?
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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 08:09 PM       
apparently moved or deleted, according to photobucket.
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 03:57 AM       
clement probably sent voicemails to the admins, whining at them in a slow and stupid tone to take them down
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 03:02 AM       
he has his own folder in my pohotobucket
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