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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 07:30 PM        Someone broke into my house :x
But, they didn't steal anything!

Insteeeeeead, they tried on a couple of my sister's dresses[we think, the straps were untied and stuff ] and downloaded Morpheus and a couple of gay porn videos to my computer.

I'm excited to find out who it was :O
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 07:35 PM       
Wtf kind of house break in was that.
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 07:45 PM       
what the fuck is morpheus ?

and why the fuck would they do that?!?!?!
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 07:50 PM       
So someone had enough time to break into your house and did all of that

I think Danny shaved his legs, then went through his sisters stuff finding a lovely blue tight dress with a thong, got all horney (gay porn) and made a mess on the dress. Worried his sister would find out broke the lock on the door to look as though his house had been broken into.
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 07:53 PM       
And somehow you new to check the computer?
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:03 PM       
actually i have a feeling the porn was urs all a long, ur just covering up for it with this strange twist.
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:10 PM       
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And somehow you new to check the computer?
Uh, I check my email/forums/myspace when I get home from school. ;o
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:10 PM       
If that was the case why would he even have mentioned it?
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:13 PM       
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actually i have a feeling the porn was urs all a long, ur just covering up for it with this strange twist.
lol man u said it fckin fags i hate gay porn ewwwww
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:15 PM       
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If that was the case why would he even have mentioned it?
to make it less obvious it was him duh
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:16 PM       
this is funny but these posts unfortunatly are not
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:19 PM       
shut it fag
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:21 PM       
(Insert Michael Jackson joke here) There funny enough for ya?
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:24 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:24 PM       
micheal jackson isnt funny.
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:25 PM       
The sad sad truth...
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:33 PM       
Your not Funny. Go be from italy somewhere else noodle!
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:35 PM       
go eat some pizza
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:38 PM       
you three are just plain horrible ;<
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:38 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:41 PM       
I like cheeseburgers...boop
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:44 PM       
You shitfuckers ruined what could of been a good thread.
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:44 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:46 PM       
First somebody breaks into his house and tries on his siters dresses and watches gayporn and now somebody breaks into his thread acts like a bunch of whiney whores and all the fags on the message board have a gay orgy in his thread

poor guy
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 08:57 PM       
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