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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:28 AM        Bob Dole Answers All
Bob Dole has arrived at I-Mockery.net, ready to answer all your questions. Ask Bob Dole anything. Bob Dole knows the answer. Bob Dole knows ALL. Bob Dole cannot be stumped!
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:32 AM       
Bob Dole is amused. Bob Dole is LoL!
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 04:12 AM       
Better put this character back in 1996, where it belongs.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 03:34 PM       
Bob Dole would belong back in 1996 if Bob Dole were still running for president.

But it's 2003 now, Bob Dole has a new role: Viagra pitchman. Bob Dole is back in the spotlight baby.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 03:36 PM       
New role? Maybe in 96
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 04:24 AM        erm...
Who the hell is Bob Dole?
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 09:06 AM       
A yankee-doodle slot machine, aka american one armed bandit.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 11:31 AM       
Bob Dole was fantastic topical humour as recently as two years ago!!! Way to go, New Character!!! Boy, can you believe that whole Hangin' Chad thing?!? They're makin' Pepsi BLUE!!! Well, at least I've got stock in Enron!
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 09:03 PM       
bob dole, how do you live with that tipper woman? i mean, her name alone could drive one insane. "TIPPER, WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZIPPER. OR I'LL HAVE TO FEED YOU TO THE CHIPPER."
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 02:43 PM       
Bob Dole thinks you're thinking of Al Gore. Bob Dole would never be caught dead with Tipper Gore.

And let Bob Dole address a little criticism. If you're making fun of Bob Dole for being an old character, Bob Dole must ask why is Soda Popinski, a character from the 80's, a prominent feature on I-Mockery.com?

Bob Dole must go sleep now
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 02:45 PM       
Bob Dole's humor is IMMENSE
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 02:49 PM       
Soda Popinski is long enough ago to be funny for that very reason. Bob Dole has not been out of the limelight long enough to be ironic. Plus, Bob Dole is an actual person and your just ripping off someone elses joke style. If you changed your named to The Bob Dole Joke from Conan Obrien, you'd have a better shot.

O, also whoever writes Soda Popinski is funny.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 02:51 PM       
Soda Popinski is so ghetto and 20 minutes ago.

Chubby Cherub is the new shizzy
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 02:56 PM       
GIVE A HOOT, DON'T POLLUTE, OR THIS OWL IS GOING TO CUT YOU NEW FUCKIN' BLOW HOLE!
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 03:02 PM       
oh. are you the fat old racist from north carolina, then?
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