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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 06:24 PM        I can't find Seth's dream thread, so...
Lately I've been having dreams about playing text adventures and I remember that Seth said only brilliant people can read in their dreams so apparently I've proved him incorrect.

The new line from my signature is from last night's dream.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 06:52 PM       
ive been having fps dreams recently, one where i was playing a goldeneye esce shooter (the main character being leon for whatever reason) and one last night which was like farcry, but with raptors, wolves and zombies and shit.

the second dream was very difficult and i coulding quickload. eep. lol
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 07:09 PM       
...i had a dream where evander holyfield said he was going to get my dad

so he came to my mom's minivan and started shooting the hood witha shotgun and then he planted a bomb under the front bumper, raised his fists into the air, laughed, and ran away

then i woke up

the night before that, i had a dream that i was at a party, then i turned around and saw the main character from Real Genius yeah hes the person on the right.......
so then we walked outside and saw a bunch of little kids catching pop-ups thrown by kenny mayne

then i woke up

i think i should stop taking Ambien at night
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 07:11 PM       
Wasn't Seth quoting Batman, then going on to say there was no proof of it?
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 07:18 PM       
I've had FPS dreams, and FPS-real world crossover dreams. :O

One dream in particular had me going around university bayonetting people in the back. Then I set up an MG34 and killed people as they came around the corner.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 07:46 PM       
Last night I had a dream Where this guy got shot and there were three large rings around him. then this other dude came out and started shooting at me with a shotgun, and somehow I also had one. We got into a shotgun fight and he got me in the arm, so I blew his head off
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 08:09 PM       
I had a dream last night that I paid 10 dollars to join the Something Awful forums.

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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 08:10 PM       
yeah! im making this into a new thread
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 08:11 PM       
Mine heavily focused on girls for the last two nights :-/
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:30 PM       
Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:35 PM       
HITMAN ARE YOU AWARE OF MY NON SEQUITUR HUMOR THREAD?
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:37 PM       
I have Myst-esqe dreams where I'm writing and reading. But the things that I'm writing are like word-pictures. Its hard to describe. :/
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:38 PM       
no...

technically its not a "non sequitur" comment because someone made a reference to Real Genius.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 10:17 PM       
I forgot to mention that in my dream, I was a foreign exchange student living with fatsatan, and on my day back I entered the house from the 3rd floor fire escape (as was common), and his mother Foxy Cleopatra was there. Luckily, I realized I was dreaming and raped her.

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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 10:21 PM       
Since Chojin so gracefully stomped any opportunity for public ridicule in the last thread, here:


Everyone's had sex dreams, but does anyone else have sexual frustration dreams?
Last night in my dream I was about to fuck this girl and couldn't find a condom. I got so angry in my dream that I woke up pissed off.
The worst part? I've got condoms.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 10:37 PM       
Actually, yes, but more because I turn people in dreams down for sex because I have a girlfriend and then I wake up and I'm like FUCK. :<
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 10:44 PM       
I never have secks dreams
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:00 AM       
i have. i'm not in the mood for sex for a day or two afterwards, usually, because i get satisfied in my dreams. most guys don't get that ;>
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:34 AM       
HENCE THE ANGRY CONDOM HUNT.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:38 AM       
Did I mention that Halle was WAY HOT.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 02:09 AM       
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I had a dream last night that I paid 10 dollars to join the Something Awful forums.

I wish I was joking.
Well, if I had 10 bucks I would. Cause Suprnova doesnt have bittorrents for porn.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 02:17 AM        Re: I can't find Seth's dream thread, so...
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Lately I've been having dreams about playing text adventures and I remember that Seth said only brilliant people can read in their dreams so apparently I've proved him incorrect.

The new line from my signature is from last night's dream.
:/ That reminds me, what ever happened to my text adventure?
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 05:02 AM       
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Wasn't Seth quoting Batman, then going on to say there was no proof of it?
ScruU2twice quoted batman, because i told about a dream of a CROSSBALLS DVD that was a best of package and the prototype for the packaging read "Comedy Gold!" on it. Then Scru said the thing and yeah. Then SETH said it in an unrelated thread but he wasn't quoting Batman or Scru.

I had a dream a while back, and I submitted it to slowwave.com, and it got drawn!



See the "HAHAHAHA" in the last panel? That's because at that point there was a sitcom laughtrack. Its great because he drew the laughtrack but didn't explain it. There was this whole second part to my dream that I didn't mention: My dream cuts out to a TV with that airplane scene going on. Crispin Glover, playing a Rubin-esque character from the film "Rubin and Ed" is watching television with his mother, who is also similar to his mother in "Rubin and Ed." His mother says, in a nagging tone, "There, see? why don't you become a cop! There's OBVIOUSLY a vaccancy!" There's a spot to be filled now that the letter L has been killed. Then from THIS point, my dream takes the sape of an old idea for a sketch that I had, and the dream pretty much played out exactly how the sketch played out in my head. I never wrote it, because it's a parody of "Rubin and Ed," which is an extremely obscure movie. In Rubin and Ed, Crispin Glover's character is a reclusive weirdo who spends all day mourning the death of his cat while listening to really loud, depressing music, and dancing around with a mouse squeeky-toy. His mother is sick of this, and she constantly nags at him to "go out and make a friend!" Finally she takes away his stereo. "No more music untill you go out there and make a friend!" in the movie, he meets Ed, who is recruiting people for a multi-level-maketing seminar, and they end up wandering around in the desert with a dead cat in an ice-cooler.

Well anyway, my sketch was a take-off on this idea of Rubin being forced to go out and make a friend. But in my version, he goes and joins the police force, expecting to be paired up with a partner who will, in true buddy-cop movie fasion, will eventually become friends, despite their differences. Also the idea of a wirey, anti-social weirdo who has no bussiness doing police work is out fighting criminals. I kind of played out the sketch in my head a lot, but his joining the police force had nothing to do with him filling the place of a gunned-down sesame-street prop. It's like when MTV's The State did their clip-shows, and they used new linking material to link together two sketches that previously weren't linked together.

Has anybody ever done this while dreaming? replayed old ideas or day dreams almost EXACTLY the same exact way you imagined them before? It's the only time I've ever done it, and I've never heard of other people being able to do it.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 05:22 AM       
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and his mother Foxy Cleopatra was there. Luckily, I realized I was dreaming and raped her.
YOU FUCKER I'll get you for that in my own dreams.

I rarely find my dreams very interesting because I usually half-know that I'm dreaming, and when I wake up I can figure out where all the elements came from. And they're often very incoherent, with everything around me changing constantly.

Yesterday, part of my dream was that I looked out the bedroom window and I saw a plane taking a dive really close to our house, then at the last moment straightening, and the tail end shook like a flexible board. Then the next day the wind direction was so that we could hear the planes coming over very loudly. I kept thinking my dream might've been some kind of omen and a plane was going to crash nearby.

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Everyone's had sex dreams, but does anyone else have sexual frustration dreams?
I have those all the time. If it's not something that happens to disturb the sex, like people coming in and laughing or getting pissed off at me, it's that something awful happens to the girl, like her suddenly shrinking or turning completely apathetic like she's dead kinda kills the moment. Once I had a girl turning into a mannequin and when I woke up I thought "this is just like the movie, but in reverse" and was pissed off.
Since the way I see it, dreams are just my subconscious controlling my imagination, it's like I'm doing it to myself. Which in turn makes me think that either insecurity or self-dislike is to blame on screwing up things.

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