MAKE OUT DREAM WITH SPECIAL GUEST

[Jixby Phillips]

I HAD A DREAM THAT I MADE OUT WITH DOOPA

WE WERE PLAYING SPIN THE BOTTLE WITH OTHER I-MOCKERY FAGGOTS (PROTOCLOWN AND MISTER FART HAD TO MAKE OUT ) BUT INSTEAD OF SPIN THE BOTTLE IT WAS KICK THE KICKBALL AND WE TOOK TURNS KICKING KICKBALLS ACROSS PARKING LOTS AND WHOEVER WE HIT WE MADE OUT WITH AND I *MADE OUT* WITH DOOPA

SO I HAD A DREAM I MADE OUT WITH DOOPA :hat HOW DOES IT FEEL TO JOIN THE RANKS OF CIRCA-1994 ALICIA WITT, MANDY MOORE, AND KELLY OSBOURNE, DOOPA

[george]

nightmare

[Jixby Phillips]

NOTICE HOW I CALLED DOOPA "SPECIAL GUEST"

[george]

notice i said nightmare and meant something else?

did you feel up dream doopa??

i would have.

[mburbank]

This is exactly why my wife would not post here, ever.

I, on the oother hand, would be very happy to guest star in a Jixby dream. I think all Jixbies sex dreams should be like loveboat epsiodes, except the guest are all sad, embittered I-mockery regulars.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

with my luck, I would end up either making out with a douchbag like MadMax, or getting cornholed by Protoclown....

[Big McLargehuge]

Since when is getting cornholed by Proto a bad thing?

[Jeanette X]

I once dreamed that I was gaming with Proto. No making out though... :/

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Proto is a savage rascal....

[Drev]

Oooooh! I just heard what you saaaaaid! I'm telling Rog! :snitch

[Protoclown]

I'm glad that I'm here to be abused like a cheap whore in everone's dirty sex dreams.

[Anonymous]

I had a canker sore on monday but by tuesday it was gone
omg does jixby have my canker sore

[Jixby Phillips]

WHEN I WOKE UP MY PILLOW WAS GONE

[Anonymous]

THE WORLD TRADE CENTERS COLLAPSED ON THE TODAY SHOW, BEFORE MY VERY EYES

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Protoclown

I'm glad that I'm here to be abused like a cheap whore in everone's dirty sex dreams.

Aren't you glad that at least I treat you with respect in my dreams?

[Sethomas]

That would depend on your notion of what "gaming" entails