Alright, you nancy boys (and girls)...

[Shipwreck]

I see a lot of jabber going on about being fed up and leaving this forum.

Lemme ask you something. Did GI Joe leave when COBRA destroyed all of the world's oil production? Did GI Joe get fed up and run like little sissies when COBRA cloned dinosaurs and used mind control on them?

No, we fucking didn't. We fought, and we won. And I'll be damned if I'm going to let you bunch of rag-tag homos to just prance away in fear of some low-IQ cuntrags who tarded along and found their way to these parts. You got that?

Just remember, when things get a little rough, just think to yourself: What Would Joe Do?

Take some fucking action, that's what. You bunch of fairies can't just sit around watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy while the imbeciles go freerange around here.

[Esuohlim]

YOU KNOW, I'M WILLING TO BET THAT YOU'RE TYPING ON A COMPUTER INSIDE YOUR PARENTS' CLOSET, YET I'M 100% SURE YOU ALREADY CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET.

[glowbelly]

but i like that show

[camacazio]

That's a creepy avatar there.

Then again, I still don't even have my own

[James]

I like how Esuohlim treats this guy like he's not a character.

[Jeanette X]

YESSIR!

[Big McLargehuge]

Jeanette, is there an emoticon you are not going to ruin?

[starz]

[Rez]

OOOH, DO IT!

[DamnthatDavid]

Remember, GI Joe's don't die. They just go into a coma.