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Old Nov 12th, 2003, 11:51 PM        GENERAL BLABBER JUST HEATED UP


HELLO BOOTY CONIESSEURS DO U LIKE WHAT U SEE??? IF THIS THREAD REACHES 2 PAGES I PROMISE TO POST THE HARDCORE, UNCENSORED, UNREAL VERSINO OF THIS PICTUER!! AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PARTICIPATE!!!! NO CREDIT CARDS NEEDED, JUST CUM ON IN AND POST!!!!
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Old Nov 12th, 2003, 11:53 PM       
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Old Nov 12th, 2003, 11:53 PM       
WHOOPS I DIDN'T MEAN TO ADD TO THIS THREAD!!! SOMEBODY EDLETE MY POTST!!
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Old Nov 12th, 2003, 11:54 PM       
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Old Nov 12th, 2003, 11:55 PM       
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Old Nov 12th, 2003, 11:56 PM       
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS WILL BE A HOTT NIGHT ONTIGHT!!!1! POST AWAY FOR THE BIG FINALE! MY GIRLZZZ PUT THE 'O' IN OH YEAH!!!!
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Old Nov 12th, 2003, 11:56 PM       
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Old Nov 12th, 2003, 11:58 PM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2003, 12:00 AM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2003, 12:01 AM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2003, 12:02 AM       
Professor McGonagall had finally stopped sucking Hagrid. Her tits weren't clean yet but she could see that Hagrid wouldn't be able to control himself very much longer and she didn't want a broken jaw. Not that that would be a bother, Madam Pomfrey could fix broken bones in less than 10 minutes. She wanted to finish her class and besides, she still wanted that monster cock in her cunt.

Standing up, she turned to the class and said, "To reiterate: some charms when used in close conjunction with other specific charms can cause problems. However, this is not true for all charms. For example..." She motioned to Hagrid who came and sat on the desk facing the sidewall. He leaned back, pushed his arms back and grasped the other end of the desk with his hands. The entire class could see his rampant cock, standing straight up, waiting for a cunt to come down on it. Which was exactly what Professor McGonagall had in mind.

"The levitation spell is one of the spells that does no harm." She flicked her wand and rose up in the air. She kept rising till she was about five feet in the air. There she sat cross-legged, on thin air. She mumbled under her breath and slowly started descending. When her cunt was about a foot above Hagrid's twitching cock-tip she stopped.

"Observe carefully," she said. Then, noticing much of the class had ducked their heads to see under her thighs she said, "Oh, sorry" and opened her legs out wide.

"She did that on purpose," said Ron.

"What?" asked Harry, tearing his hungry gaze away from her hairy wet pussy. He could swear he saw a few drops shining like diamonds in her hair. "What did you say?"

"That slow-motion opening of her legs. She wants us to look at her thighs."

"Not a bad idea," said Harry, finally focusing on her milky thighs. "They're worth looking at."

Smooth long legs, not a single hair marring the silky expanse of flesh. Almost endless legs, stretching from beautiful ankles to end in a sudden explosion of hair at the crotch. Though Harry had never fucked a woman, he could easily imagine himself licking, sucking and feeling those endless legs. And that pussy! He would probably spend an eternity between those legs, wondering whether to eat it or fuck it.

McGonagall was still hanging in mid-air, sitting with her legs wide open. When she was sure all the students were looking at her cunt, she reached down and parted her lips, exposing her pink inner lips. Her clit stood out like a delicious cherry. Slowly she came down, about to impale herself of that huge cock that Hagrid was now holding erect. No way that he's going to fit in that tight cunt, thought Harry.

And he was right. She came down, taking the cock in an inch and stopped. The boys were too busy hoping that she'd jam herself down but the girls noticed the quick flicker of pain that flashed across her face.

"That's all I can take without hurting myself. Don't worry, Seamus," in response to his groan, "you'll see him fill this cunt."
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Old Nov 13th, 2003, 12:02 AM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2003, 12:02 AM       
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"Actually," Joel patted Mike's leg; "I had a weird idea. It's probably a little out of line...but it would make her let us go."

Mike smiled, his pulse jumping as the hand danced along the curve of his inner thigh. His jumpsuit was getting painfully warm inside. "What exactly did you have in mind?"

Joel traced a delicate zigzag on the warm thigh, "Well I..." He let out a light cough, "I was wondering if you might want to *REALLY* enjoy the film."

The pounding of the musical paired with what he thought the other man could be hinting at hurt his brain, "Are you suggesting that we...um..."

Joel smiled, "I thought that maybe..."

"I've been up there with just the bots for so long..." Mike began.

"I know how that goes..." Joel added.

"And there is some definite attraction here." Mike nodded, his face glowing pink in the darkness.

The only light was from the flickering movie, but as the whiter scene in the laboratory came up, Joel straddled Mike's lap and could see a look that was either nervous arousal or bad Mexican food on Mike's face. "Yeah, at least a little here..."

"But it's just for the act, right?" Mike asked.

Joel nodded, "Yeah, uh, y...yeah." He ran his hands over Mike's chest, staring into the deep eyes.

Mike smiled again nervously and met the man in a gentle kiss.

Joel closed his eyes and put most of his weight down, pressing Mike to the wall.

Mike thrilled as Joel pressed close and they kissed again. In the near darkness, he could see each little hair on Joel's face and along his hairline. His body began to pulse slightly as his senses flared. It had been entirely too long since he'd had real human contact, even longer since he'd had intimate contact. His hair stood on end and his palms grew sweaty as Joel ran his hands over the sides and chest of the jumper.

Joel pawed at Mike, digging into each hungry kiss. Memories of his first time after leaving flooded back, then after his one time meeting Mike how he'd longed to soothe and cuddle the trapped being.

Mike whimpered almost silently as Joel placed another soft, wet kiss, then moved down and began nuzzling his sensitive neck. Mike hadn't been so nervous since high school, he wanted to please his apparent lover, but his hands refused to move from where they were firmly planted on the hard floor.

Joel lowered the zipper on Mike's jumpsuit and kissed the newly exposed flesh.

Mike let out a thin whimper as Joel manipulated his nipples through the cotton, his member feeling the stimulation.

Joel felt Mike's cock stiffening and tenting the loose garment. He moved back and kissed the tender lips again as he unzipped the rest of the way.

Mike's hands finally moved, almost of their own will. He groped Joel's ass, squeezing and kneading the flesh with a gentle, yet harsh touch. Then, he ran them up to the small of the other man's back as Joel came forward and attacked him for another kiss.

Joel slid his hands inside the jumpsuit as he kissed the man, feeling the warm skin and enjoying every second of it.
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Old Nov 13th, 2003, 12:07 AM       
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