In need of advice, please help :(

[Jeanette X]

I have been dating a guy for about a year now. We met over the Internet and he lives two hours away. We talk on the phone nearly every night, and he comes to visit me at least once a month, usually twice.
The problem is, he is considering going to college in Georgia for about a year. We would still be able to talk on the phone, but I would see him much less, and I see him so little as it is. I think he wants to go there and that it would be a good school for him, but I would miss him so much.
He's visiting the college this weekend. Its really been bothering me, and I've been crying a lot today because of it.
Does anyone have any advice?

[Mike P]

The only advice I can think of is to talk to him about it, and perhaps you two can work out some sort of arrangement where you meet somewhere halfway in-between your two locations, if that's possible.

And I know this isn't going to help anything, but the time you spend apart will make your time together that much more special. Sorry if this didn't help at all, but best of luck in working this out.

[AChimp]

Yeah, I agree with what the new guy said, except I'd add that on the night before he leaves, you have the sex-fest to end all sex-fests and send me the videos.

[Ninjavenom]

It's his decision. He won't want to spend the next two to four years in a college that he hates if things don't work out right. Don't think i'm suggesting anything negative, but it might be a possibility.

[Jeanette X]

I know its his deciscion. I don't want to hold him back.
Anyway, thanks for the imput guys. I appreciate it.

[Mockery]

Long distance relationships are definitely hard to pull off, but yeah, trying to hold him back from going there wouldn't be the way to go. Like someone said, if the relationship doesn't work out, he'd just end up being pissed off cuz he didn't go to a school that he really wanted to go to.

Best thing to do is just try your best to keep the relationship going, meeting up whenever you can, keep constant communication. Best o' luck to ya...

[Jeanette X]

Thanks Rog. Anyway, it may not be as bad as I originally thought. He gets a 5 week vacation during the school year, and he can come up to see me then. I could also take a bus down to see him on spring break. So, maybe this can work. Who knows... :/

[Rev. Danno]

I hate to say this JeanX, but no matter what happens... most of the time a relationship like this doesn't last... Long distance ones are really hard. Of course you two can "see other people", genraly that mean one person is sleeping with everyone they can get there hands on while the other person sits at home. or there is the "we'll just break up and get back together in a year", I still haven't spoken to any of the women who I agreed to that to... but then again maybe you are not dateing a total prick like I was sevral years ago...
I hope it works out with you and your Boyfriend.
Definitly talk about it, find out how he feels about it. Just don't doi anything like move to where he's going to school to keep the relationship alive, or ask if he wants to marry you, that could destroy it all right there. But then again it might be better to find out now then after a year of crying about how you miss him.
JUST BE YOURSELF (i added that in just to piss off everyone who hates it when people say that herer)

Did I mention I'm madly in love, and I'm quiting my job, and moving to her neck of the woods to be closer?

[JimboJames]

Yeah, I agree with what the new guy said, except I'd add that on the night before he leaves, you have the sex-fest to end all sex-fests and send me the videos.

Agree....Yet, after all that and if I was the guy, I wouldn't want to leave than...

[GADZOOKS]

You mean, if you were A guy, you wouldn't want to leave than...

Hermaphypants

[JimboJames]

No, we are talking about her boyfriend which means I am putting myself in his place saying that. I am a guy and a pretty damn good looking one...

[GADZOOKS]

For FUCKS SAKE, I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE SAYING

[Helm]

Buy 500 matchboxes. Carefully pry off the rough side from all the boxes, and also empty them all so you have a big pile of matches in front of you. Carefully remove all the heads from the matches. Then, discard the destroyed boxes, and matchsticks. All you'll need will be the matchheads and the rough sides from the boxes. Now start neatly inserting a quantity of matchheads (let's say about 20, give or take) and one rough box side alternatively inside your vagina or anus (your choice. I think either would work as well) until you have no more matchheads or rough sides. Then jump up and down furiously, thusly generating the neccessary friction between the matchheads and rough sides so that your cunt, or anus, or both if you decided to go all out bursts into a series of scathing internal explosions.

Repeat as required.

[Mike P]

My god... that's really, really horrible. Yet the image of someone actually doing it is somehow satisfying... argh.

[wreckreation]

it wouldn't work.

[Rev. Danno]

Yeah, wreak tried it once in a bowling alley the time i met him, and all he did was bleed from his ass... and smell like match heads.

[wreckreation]

that was a fun day. you sang karaoke and burdock hugged me a lot.

[kellychaos]

I think that labiaplasty would be a grand solution to your problem.

[Helm]

It would work if you blew enough fresh air in your vagina and anus with that highpowered inflater thing at the gass station before proceeding with the stuffing. Careful to to overdo the air and blow, though

[Anonymous]

Dude, the air alone would work.

Air - help yourself.

[kellychaos]

Warning: Not Exceed 80 PSI!

[KellyGayos]

no