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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 06:20 PM        Best Man
Can someone give me advise for a best man speech, I'm stuck as fuck.
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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 06:23 PM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 07:34 PM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 07:55 PM       
I've got three in there so far...
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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 10:00 PM       
Make sure you reference your difficulty in writing the speech during the speech so everyone will feel your pain and maybe understand what it's like to be the best man. That's probably funny.
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Old Nov 15th, 2005, 10:42 PM       
tell the bride to put out her hand. tell the groom to place his hand on top of hers. then tell the groom that this will be the last time he'll ever have the upper hand.
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Old Nov 16th, 2005, 04:39 PM       
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Old Nov 16th, 2005, 05:23 PM       
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tell the bride to put out her hand. tell the groom to place his hand on top of hers. then tell the groom that this will be the last time he'll ever have the upper hand.
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