Happy Goddamn Birth/Moving/Upgrade/newjob Day to me.

[DamnthatDavid]

So in one terrifying swoop, I managed to move, obtain a new job, upgrade my PC, have a birthday, and still be single, in under 5 days!

I tell ya, the single part was tricky, had to beat my current girlfriend to death with my old Motherboard and Processor, but I managed it.

So yeah, formated and upgraded my PC (also decided to drop IE for Firefox), to the minimum specs required to play Battlefield 2 (which I also had to purchase) Moved into a cool house that cost me 400 bucks a month rent. (wireless High speed connection, all utilities paid for) Found me a early morning stocking job 3 blocks away (Old Navy ) and going now to Famous Dave's All You Can Eat Barbeque.

Booyaakaa.

[Dr. V]

You never had a girlfriend to beat in the first place.

[Slinky Ferret]

I like your signature David, it's very pretty.

[kellychaos]

and you're telling us this because ... ?

[DamnthatDavid]

us? I ain't telling any usl, I just telling you Mr. Kellychaos. Just you, for I suspect you, of all the people, wish to join me in my bungalow of love. Bow-chicha-bowow.

[kellychaos]

:cue overly large pubic hedge

[Dr. V]

IN THE BUNGALOW!