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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 07:06 PM       
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LICK IT OFF OF SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN DRINKING IT AND PARTICIPATING IN SPORTS BECAUSE IT SEEPS OUT OF THEIR PORES IN A VARIETY OF NEON COLORS
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 07:28 PM       
That "float like a butterfly, float, float, float like a butterfly, and sting like a bee, bee, sting like a bee" commercial annoys the piss out of me.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 08:21 PM       
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Kahl, you should rape elx and kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
she's too small i would probably end up murdering her ;/

plus I can't keep it up when I'm banging pretentious girls, she'd probably wear a monocole and the entire time lecture me on how I should be doing it in the appropriate missionary style and how I'm not doing the missionary position right because my penis isn't at the exact pre-determined angle I dunno dude it seems like too much work. I'd probably have to google for like five hours before i could even have sex with her.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 08:57 PM       
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Also, I'm 19, and fuck you, elx, I'm not taking the advice of a fucking Degrassi character.
yeah you'd just like to be one
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:04 PM       
and also i am not a prude in any way shape or form, and if that's how i came across it's ya'lls own fault imo -

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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:13 PM       
aww dont mind them, People like to heckle, but they really love you, and wish they were like you ^.^
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:20 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:20 PM       
I like you elx. You too, Wiffles.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:21 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:24 PM       
Writing more crap and laughing at the Racial Slur Database

I really, really adore how slurs like "Ape" and "Ace of Spades" are supposedly "self explanatory", and how the database assures us that the Chinese actually did use to eat their babies
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:35 PM       
i start classes tomorrow mother fuckers
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:37 PM       
Congrajamulations, I guess
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:40 PM       
By this time day after tomorrow, I'll have a kid.

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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:46 PM       
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when i started here i was good to just draw shit out, but almost everyone complained about it being annoying. so, i started using words but then you guys bitched about me not contributing anything and just being a character. so, i started saying serious stuff and tried to keep the sarcasm down but then i became a pretentious know-it-all, so i stopped. then you guys bitched about me just being nice to make everyone like me, so i was like k screw that shit and from there on to here i've completely avoided being nice and started saying whatever i felt like, then you guys still bitched, so i left!

but then i came back and saw that you guys noticed i was gone and some of you actually had enjoyed my presence here, so i stuck around, but then i get pms from like sherlock homo telling me to buzz off and SO ON to what is currently happening so i am sorry if you don't like it, but you guys won't be happy with anything because you're whiny little bitches and i already tried
Now you should try being yourself.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:47 PM       
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By this time day after tomorrow, I'll have a kid.

I wanna see you belly
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 09:48 PM       
That's a bit of a game-changer.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 10:12 PM       
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By this time day after tomorrow, I'll have a kid.

Prenatal Congratulations! :ouchie
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 10:24 PM       
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from there on to here i've completely avoided being nice and started saying whatever i felt like, then you guys still bitched, so i left!
That's a step in the right direction! its just a shame thst all the shit you feel like saying is unintentionally retarded!
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 10:27 PM       
just kidding you're alright.

I FIXED MY OWN WORLD WIDE INTERNETS :O

but for some reason my phone still doesn't work ;/ maybe it got shut off or something.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 10:32 PM       
I'm an effing moron. I can't ever read the instructions and do something right the first time. I always do it wrong first, then see what I did, fix it, then I'm OK from then on. This happened to me twice today. Does anyone else suffer from this condition?
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 10:35 PM       
Sometimes, but sometimes making mistakes instills theknowledge deep within your mind :O
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:04 PM       
Ain't it the truth.

Those mistakes I won't make again.
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:23 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2010, 11:24 PM       
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I'm an effing moron. I can't ever read the instructions and do something right the first time. I always do it wrong first, then see what I did, fix it, then I'm OK from then on. This happened to me twice today. Does anyone else suffer from this condition?
Don't you work with chemicals?
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