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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 12:44 AM        Scarred for life :(
I came home from a meeting today, I went up to my room, flopped on my bed, and looked out the window.

What did I see?

In a nearby tree, I saw two squirrels humping the daylights out of each other. One had its forelegs braced against the tree, while the other was jumping up and down behind it with its whole body wrapped around the ass end of the other squirrel.

I don't want my window anymore
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 12:46 AM       
Isn't it past your bed time :/?
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 12:46 AM       
Dear diary. I saw the most peculiar thing today...
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 12:49 AM       


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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 12:52 AM       
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 12:52 AM       


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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 12:53 AM       


Dear Journal:

I looked out my window and saw two squirrels doing something strange. It scared me. Luckily, I had PorkChop by my side. I asked my pal Skeeter what was happening, and he made honking noises.
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 12:54 AM       
...and then I went to Mr. Dink's house and told him what I saw, but all he did was set up video camera equipment beneath the tree. Wierd.
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 12:55 AM       
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 12:56 AM       


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We're not hysterical. We're Funnie.

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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 12:59 AM       
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 01:55 AM       
LOL! You Like HOMOSEXUALS TONIGH!

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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 02:42 AM       
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 06:29 AM       
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 06:30 AM       
"Scarred for life "

WHY?? ARE YOU GOING TO GET A HAIRCUT????
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 12:54 PM       


Or maybe he lost his lucky hat.
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 01:08 PM       
He needs to go campin' for 24 years then meet up with crazy hoolio.
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 06:18 PM       
is crazy hoolio anything like that rapper who raps about cartoons and works with Cartoon Network?
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 10:54 AM        Re: Scarred for life :(
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One had its forelegs braced against the tree, while the other was jumping up and down behind it with its whole body wrapped around the ass end of the other squirrel.
You can learn a lot from observation of nature. Then again, opportunity plays a major part of incoporating the knowledge, eh Robo? Just sayin' :/
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