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george · #1

jesus meant to pull out. and now captain robo is pregnant.

please stay tuned for more about jesus, and what he meant.

whoreable · #2

I keep clicking where it says "CLICK HERE" but it is not telling me more

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Vomit · #3

ME TOO.

LegoLars · #4

robo isn't that bad. he has his moments.

OMG! Im A N00B PROTECTING NEWBS! IM A FAGGORT.

whoreable · #5

Robo isnt do bad when he isnt posting.
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Anonymous · #6

You're a piece of shit, too, Lars.

LegoLars · #7

JESUS MEANT:

YOU'RE ALL SINNERS! SAVE YOUR SOUL! EAT AT MCDONALDS! THEN YOU DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN! THE GREAT GAY PARTY IN THE SKY!
RUBBER GOATS! RUBBER DUCKS! RUBBER SOUL! YAY!
YAY!

LegoLars · #8

chojin, i never said i wasn't.

Anonymous · #9

I'd tell you to go away again, but you're better than most of the newbies we got this week.

LegoLars · #10

i could write somthing like this to reply to your last post.

george · #11

dont click on that thing, it is just there to make the thread look cool. i will be telling you about jesus right here in this thread.

cause i am down with the program. and if you are lucky you can join my cult.

whoreable · #12

honestly he is better than most of the newbies in the past month. I think you forget the recent flow of retardation on the ezboard.
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LegoLars · #13

tell us more, spaceman!

Geggy · #14

I woke up this morinng and the first thing I saw coming in the internet was a face of Jesus...does that mean I'm going to die today...?

LegoLars · #15

since you are a dumb flowerpicking whore, will you please eradicate yourself from the face of the planet?

Helm · #16

Legolars could use some talkin' parrot peg-legged eye-patched pirate coolness.

george · #17

From the Diary of jesus Christ:

Today really sucks. I have been trying for the last week to get Paul to take a bath. I say "Hey Paul, you smell like a pig with shit on it's balls, take a shower for fornication's sake"

"Blow me Jew Boy! If you're so dammned all powerful, you should miricale my ass clean." He says thinking he is funny.

I want to punch him right in his face. He is such a dick. I am planning to get the other guys together, and then dump his sorry ass in the river. I swear to god, I was walking about twenty yards behind him, and I could smell his feet. How do they get so damn stinky? WE ARE WEARING SANDALS, I hate to imagine wshat would happen if he wore shoes.

Mockery · #18

Protoclown · #19

HOLY CRAP!

george · #20

that explains many things mock. i have not visited it in awhile, anything new or special going on at the church of mockery site?

never mind, i will just visit. TIME FOR MY MONTHLY I MOCKERY SITE(s) VISIT.

FS · #21

George, drop whatever writing you're doing at the moment and start a series of short stories entitled "From the diary of Jesus".

george · #22

From the Diary of Jesus Christ:

Today I met a really hot guy at an appearence I made somewhere near Gallilee (sp?). I was standing there, rattling on about fish, and loaves, and checking out the chicks (you would be amazed how often the ladies show their titties to me at these shows, it is like knockers, knockers, knockers), when i saw this guy. He had nothing on but a pair of skimpy shorts and a smile.

I have never thought of loving my brother quiet this way, but i want to not only be in his heart, but in his ass as well.

But there is a problem, or twelve problems to be honest. If any of those bitch Apostles see me with this guy, they are going to want some of little J (hee, hee) too. then it will be all sex and no cash coming in.

Man, i need to think of a plan.