Fuck Starbucks

[roonTing]

There is one in my town. And one of these days I am going to get off my ass and protest in front of it. Everyone should. :/

[punkgrrrlie10]

I think that they should allow smoking inside starbucks.

[Pub Lover]

What did starbucks do wrong? I missed that one...

[roonTing]

Sure fire sign of your town being bastardized. The very fact that they are on every block. The fact that you can't get a small black coffee for a dime. The bastards.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, ok. Not a problem here, yet.

[roonTing]

Starbucks is evil enough to warrant going out of your way to protest it.

[Systemz]

I live in the Pacific Northwest, kids - believe me, I can't cartwheel out my front door without jacknifing somebody holding a soy latte. If I wasn't addicted to coffee I'd probably be a lot crankier about Startbucks, but I will say this - their beans come from South America, and that's ghetto. If you want good Arabica beans you go Africa or Indonesia. None of this fairly-traded, hippy-dippy coca grower shit.

[FS]

Good morning, officer Barbrady. Your usual?

[mburbank]

Starbucks has long standing company policy of moving as close as humanly possible to privately owned coffee shops and using their corporate connection to absorb financial losses until they drive the independant shop out of business.

[starz]

you know theres something wrong, when I see a starbucks and on the other side of the street another starbucks :P

[MrAdventure]

BEETLE BAILEY HAD A JOKE ABOUT STARBUCKS TODAY

"WHERE IS THE STARBUCKS?"

"ACROSS FROM THE STARBUCKS!"

[Les Waste]

"GIVE ME MY GODDAMNED JOKE BACK"

[MrAdventure]

GO YELL AT MS. BUXLEY

OR MORTWALKER.COM

[whoreable]

I have decided every comedian has a starbucks joke.
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[mburbank]

I don't. There goes your theory. I'd write one now off the top of my head, but I can't 'cause of your theory and my compulsive need to thwart it. It could have been a really good joke too. Now I hate you.

[MrAdventure]

But Ms. Buxley is a secretary with big hoohoos

I SAY LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT

[whoreable]

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[mburbank]

Okay so this guy walks into starbucks and says "Can I get a Decaffe Latte?" and the guy behind the counter goes "No, but if you hum a few bars I'll pour one up Janet Jackson's Bee-hind, becuasem several years ago in a Newsweek sidebar interview she held forth of the physical and spiritual benefits of Coffee Enemas. Boy, those Jacksons. Crazy as shithouse rats, nu?"


DAMN!!!!


Although that was really more of a Janet Jackson joke than a Starbucks joke.

[Protoclown]

Originally Posted by punkgrrrlie10

I think that they should allow smoking inside starbucks.

I think they should allow random, incendiary gunfire inside Starbucks.

[sadie]

it should be noted that the absence of a starbucks in no way means a town is not being bastardized. my town is a prime example of this.

[mburbank]

I promise you there will be a Starbucks in your town soon.

[slavemason]

I think Whoreable is still right about the comedian / starbucks jokes ratio. mburbank may be a comedian but that joke was more like a run-on sentence. I laughed at it, but in the way that you laugh at retards.

[whoreable]

even though he hates me i liked his joke
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[mburbank]

I don't hate you as much as I hate that fuck slavemason. THAT guy is a REAL dick.

[slavemason]

I liked the way you typed "real" in big letters and "dick" in these little letters. It's like you can look right up my skirt. How about a big warm sweater-hug?