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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 11:01 AM        Bruce Wayne bites the bullet.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,458725,00.html

Seriously?
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 11:38 AM       
I'm pretty sure it's just some plot twist where everyone thinks Bruce is dead and eventually he makes an epic return.

Seriously, would DC kill Bruce Wayne? Wouldn't bet on that.
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 03:37 PM       
Batman Not Killed Off In Comic

28 November 2008 8:02 AM, PST
D.C. Comics bosses have dismissed rumours Batman is to be killed off in their popular comic book, insisting reports of the crime-fighting superhero's demise have been blown out of proportion.
Rumours the Caped Crusader would meet a grisly end began circulating the internet earlier this week (begs24Nov08) after D.C. Comics executives announced the latest strip would be titled, Batman, R.I.P.: Conclusion.
But while the story ends on a cliffhanger, executive editor Dan Didio insists Batman will return.
Didio tells the New York Daily News, "He's not dead, though he'll definitely be gone for a while.
"Batman and (alter ego) Bruce Wayne have been here long before me, and they'll be around long after me."
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:14 AM       
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_book_death

To quote (loosely) a character from "Agents of HATE", Superheros come back to life more than Jesus.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 12:38 AM       
Oh man, I have been hearing about this for a while now. The local comic book store had a flyer in the window about it. And the patrons were having heated discussions when we walked inside. "Could it be true? No, he's just in limbo, man."

Just a way to get us tools to buy more stuff, I'm sure.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 01:37 PM       
They actually did kill off Superman once. Needless to say, it was reversed somehow.
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Old Dec 6th, 2008, 02:39 AM       
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I read that as Dan Dildo.

but really, if they did kill off Batman, they could easily reverse it, maybe with some kind of robotic bat-Doppleganger.
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Old Dec 6th, 2008, 05:12 PM       
They could make it that he:

*Did not actually die, but somehow limped out and had to heal.

*Survived but lost his memory.

*Did die, but comes back to life through some weird magic/science/ritual.

*Wasn't actually killed (it was a clone or robot).

*The "death" was a hallucination or trick of some sort.
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 09:17 PM       
Lazarus Pit.
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 03:52 PM       
What's Lazarus Pit?
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 10:21 PM       
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Lazarus Pit.

That would actually be really interesting and would make sense. They would need to have a few pages of him going crazy though.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 12:42 AM       
How could Batman become crazier than he already is.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 02:08 AM       
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarus_Pit

And someone else will probably take up the mantle for a few issues/story arc before Bruce Wayne is back.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:30 PM       
Isn't that exactly what happened when Bane killed him that one time and Azrael became a nutzo robot bat?
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 06:04 PM       
Yup.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 06:18 PM       
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How could Batman become crazier than he already is.

Duh, by using a Lazarus pit ofcourse
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 10:52 PM       
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And someone else will probably take up the mantle for a few issues/story arc before Bruce Wayne is back.
Thank you.

And true dat, true dat. Probably someone will stumble into his secret lair and conviniently find his costume.
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Old Dec 14th, 2008, 06:58 PM       
That happened already. It was called Batman Beyond.
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 02:49 PM       
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That happened already. It was called Batman Beyond.
Yeah, but someone else in the regular time. Not some future time when genetic splicing is considered a trend.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 08:35 AM       
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/218160

This one isn't about Batman, this is X-men. But it's still about comic book charicters dieing and coming back.
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