I talked to some girls!!

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm telling you its fuckng great. Because I haven't really talked to any girls in a long time.

SO I was just chillin' with some people, keeping on the ol' mellow then I started to talk to this girl about pokemon and how Evvee was so cool and I was talking about magikarp and how he was like the most hated pokemon In FireRed for the GBA and how his pokedex infromation was really mean.

I was looking down her shirt when she dropped her phone. I want to see her naked like sooooo bad.

[Juttin]

EW GROSS GIRLS HAVE COOTIES

[mischief]

i dropped my phone on purpose

[executioneer]

i don't talk to girls they give me the jibblies

[RectalWart]

Originally Posted by Juttin

EW GROSS GIRLS HAVE COOTIES

So...you're into guys then?

I think you and zeldasbiggestfag need to hook up!

[Emu]

RectalWart dude come here we need to have a talk (arm around shoulders)

Listen man (hand gesture for emphasis) when you're a cunt to someone it's kind of funny? But when you do it in every thread it just makes you look like some kind of queer? And that's not OK with me bro that's not okay (concerned face) Especially when you pick such an easy target (laughter)

[RectalWart]

Ok, ok. I'll back off of poor little (?) Juttin. And Zelda. *sigh* You're right, it was too easy, I see that now. :/

[BlueOatmeal]

Originally Posted by mischief

i dropped my phone on purpose

I really thank you for doing that. Your cleavage was very nice. I was all like "MMMM MMMMM I wanna snuggle all up in dat!"

[noob3]

blueoatmeal you are now one of my most favorite people on the board

ps hella props on the down the shirt bit that was a smooth move brother

[mischief]

i'm a big slut

[BlueOatmeal]

So I was standing outside before class smoking and listening to The Pipettes and then I hear "Hey its Larry!" So I turn around there is a girl that I've seen before and hung out with in her dorm with her other girl roommates. So I say hi and she says "I'm going to give you a hug" So she did and all I could say was thank you because that was the first time a girl has had her arms around me in like a year.

It was a good day!







I'm so alone.

[executioneer]

pffft

[BlueOatmeal]

pffft?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Think this chick may be your new gal?

[BlueOatmeal]

no.

Well maybe if I tried really hard. But I have really low self-esteem and that keeps me from saying and doing alot of stuff.

[MetalMilitia]

give her a photo of your penis, signed with a kiss. Girls love that kind of stuff.

[GADZOOKS]

So what I talk to girls all the time and it doesn't rack up my phone bill

[BlueOatmeal]

We're not all as naturally smooth as you GADZOOKS.

[noob3]

gadzooks likes his waitresses

and hookers

[BlueOatmeal]

A pretty lousy girl-less weekend.

[Sam]

BUCK UP LITTLE BUDDY.

You'll get em next weekend.

[BlueOatmeal]

Thanks for the motivation!

[GADZOOKS]

Originally Posted by Noob3

gadzooks likes his waitresses

and hookers

fucking rude dude

[adept_ninja]

blue where have you been man?

[BlueOatmeal]

Just hanging around. Not really doing anything worth writing about.