Talk about weird ritzy foods you've eaten

[Sethomas]

The only time I've had really haute cuisine meals (referring to it generally, not as in the specific movement of that name) was on a cruise I took years ago. I had crazy good food, like caviar and shit. One of the weirdest things they gave me, though, was called "Hampshire Duckling". I ordered it expecting a small cutlet of essentially extra-greasy chicken, like duck I'd had before, but no. I got a blunted cone of what looked like coconut jello with flavor specks blended in. It tasted like bacon.

I just thought I'd share.

[Grislygus]

Do cow brains count as ritzy?

[FartinMowler]

I had expensive Chinese vegetarian food. Pigs in a blanket and stuff that tasted like meat wasn't meat. My poop didn't smell

[zeldasbiggestfan]

An authentic French Crepe. Other shit after next thursday because theres gonna be a huge French party with French num nums galore

[Yggdrasill]

Fish eggs and they were very salty

[Sethomas]

In all seriousness, they sell crêpes in street vendor carts in France like hot dogs are sold here. Seriously.

[executioneer]

crepes are fuckin boss