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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 05:01 AM        NEW SHORT: "10 MOST DANGEROUS TOYS OF 2006"
The annual list of the ten most dangerous toys on the market just recently came out, but Protoclown would like to clarify exactly what is so hazardous about 'em all.


NEW SHORT: "THE TEN MOST DANGEROUS TOYS OF 2006" -by Protoclown
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 05:37 AM       
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encouraging kids to challenge each other to see who has the biggest balls by determining who can stomach the most of this shit.
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these are innocent looking stackable blocks that all but the dumbest child should be able to stack correctly on the first try, and then never want to bother with again.
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 10:22 AM       
I always hope that there will be some spectacularly lethal toy listed, but it's always just crap.

Speaking of lethal toys, does anyone remember that bigass handgun from the Mighty Ducks toy line? The one that shot thick rubber propellers?

Anyone?
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 01:30 PM       
I had one of those cheap bow & arrow sets once. They sucked.
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 03:10 PM       
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