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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 11:57 PM        da vinci code crap
Someone tell me why this PIECE OF SHIT book has so much hype? I didn't even finish reading the stupid thing is was so awful. The whole time I did read it I thought it was written like a movie script.

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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 12:04 AM       
did you know that guy from predator is the president of that state :o
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 12:50 AM       
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 01:19 AM       
I have two copies of The Da Vinci Code and I couldn't finish it.
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 01:39 AM       
Hmm, this copy isn't any good. Better get another one...
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 03:22 AM       
what if they make an urban remake of it anc call it DA THE VINCI CODE
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 06:52 AM       
im reading it at the moment, its probobly overhyped but still an ok read
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 09:04 AM       
yeah i didn't like it as much as some people. I've read much worse books though.
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 10:43 AM       
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 11:08 AM       
wait a moment... stars an american, a french girl, plot invloving solving puzzles in france and dealing with secret soieties and ancient manuscripts and such....

its broken sword: the movie!
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 11:34 AM       
Haha, good point.

I remember reading the book, thinking "This is a script already, they're gonna make a movie and Tatou and Reno are gonna be the French people, and either Clooney or Hanks is gonna be the lead." My money was on Richard Attenburough for Teabinge, though.

Didn't like it either. Will probably work better as a movie, but I'm so sick of the whole concept I probably won't see it.
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 12:06 PM       
i think is the passion of the christ in book. everyone says is great because it talks about religion, and when you see it bam!!! a really big budget snuff film. crappy plot like the da vinci code i read a little but got bored it sucked ass
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Old Apr 21st, 2006, 04:50 PM       
Wouldn't The Passion of the Christ in book form be, uhh, the Gospels?
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They were both gifts for Christmas, and it was the height of Da Vinci Code mania, when there were T.V. specials and everyone thought they had the ability to solve any mystery because they read the book. When they were trying to make obscure and vague connections between any biblical and non-biblical. I hate it when people hold it over me.

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