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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 04:09 PM        Anyone ever hear a girl fart?
I never. I'm convinced they don't do it.

Most of my classes are about 70% guys and 30% girls and I smell fart all the time but now I'm taking a course called "Women and Politics" where there's 100+ girls in the room and only about 10 guys, and I never smell fart in that class.
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 04:09 PM       
i fart all the time
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 04:16 PM       
really? Don't you ever stop, even for a moment?
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 04:22 PM       
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 06:47 PM       
my mom alway's said that she only farted once every five years
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 06:51 PM       
So did you carry on this same amazing y-chromosome too?
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 08:06 PM       
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 08:14 PM       
Girls don't have Y-Chromosomes, loser.
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 08:25 PM       
maybe "she's" got a beard?
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 09:00 PM       
girls cunt fart all the time if your standing anywhere near the lake or the ocean you will hardly be able to tell am i right ladies?
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 09:12 PM       
Step mom number four would fart all the time... I'm suprised my dad didn't leave her much earlier... no one wants to hear/smell that while they're eating dinner.
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 09:19 PM       
cunt fart?
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 09:24 PM       
Silly, girls don't fart!
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 09:35 PM       
It's called a kweef
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 09:44 PM       
Queef you doofus
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 09:47 PM       
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Old Oct 21st, 2004, 09:49 PM       
YOU WANT A FIGHT YOU GOT ONE
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 05:29 AM       
girls fart internaly, less awkward but one day their bowels prolapse. they blame that on the dog or witches
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:55 AM       
i fart in front of brian all the time and we laugh like 8 year olds every time it happens.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 01:30 PM       
you have 3 possible farting options when you are a chick.

a) you can say you never do it and hope to hell that when you sneeze, laugh or cough in the company of others that some gaseous disaster doesn't occur.

b) you can totally fart whenever and wherever and just blame your foot bumping something, the couch squeaking, etc.

or my personal preference...

c) you can announce it prior to it happening (this works best when you are one on one with someone, not large groups) and say something like "i have to toot"; thus making you, the farter, seem charming and your bodily functions rare and endearing.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 01:33 PM       
A woman's fart, no matter what, is not charming... it doesn't matter if she announces it or not.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 02:18 PM       
why the crap is this in loveline, anyway :/
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 02:20 PM       
Some people may find farts yo be erotic or something...
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 02:26 PM       
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why the crap is this in loveline, anyway :/
because it is a shining example of how nobody in their right mind should look for advice on relations with the opposite sex on this site.

unless, of course, hilarity ensues, like everytime OaO starts a new stalking thread.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 03:10 PM       
daphne farts all the time too!

NO EXCUSES LADIES JUST LET IT LOOSE!
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