Freaky/Scary/Wierd/Frightening Toys

[Dixie]

dude total scoooooooooooooooore! my bf got my the countess for my birthday he rules!!! oh and darkness (from legend) figure. roeckkkkk

[Ninjavenom]

I can't even find the countess

[Dixie]

they had her at tower records

[Zbu Manowar]

Scariest figure? That mountain of unsold Janis Joplin dolls I saw at Meijer a few years back that never sold until one day they were just gone. I think they went to join the ET Atari game in hell.

[ernasty10050]

i heard that they like put all those E.T. games into a pile and burned them? is that true?

[Father §p@z]

The spectral groper

[Zbu Manowar]

No, the ET games were steamrolled and sealed in concrete.

[Father §p@z]

Hey, you know a really awesome toy? THE BENDER ACTION FIGURE! Also, check out other Futurama dolls, such as the Professor, Dr. Zoidburg, and Fry!

[EverythingWillSuck]

There was this old disney electronic toy i had as a kid. I forgot the name of it, it was an orange screen where you could put pictures in, touch objects in the picture and there would be an explanation on the object.

I had one picture of disneyland and when i clicked on the dinosaur train thing, there was this really fucking creppy 'aaaaAAAAUUgggggh!' high-pitched sound that came out. It was also the sound that tiger made for my jungle book picture. I avoided those objects.

[Qlippoth]

Originally Posted by Snatchtastic

The most dissturbing toy I have is TALISAC from the McFarlane and Clive Barker TORTURED SOULS collection. It's a 12 inch figure of a man with his face sliced open with hooks in the flesh suspending him in the air. He has a large abominabal fetus inside of him and a giant I.V pumping fluids into his half dead body. On my toy shelf he's the first noticed toy, I think its the most dissturbing thing ever so I had to buy it.

Yeah, too bad Clive Barker is so much better at designing toys than he is at writing an interesting novel. I've started reading 3 of them, and was too apathetic to finish any.

[-->oscam]

The only problem with Clive Barker is he tries to weave in gay overtones to everything he writes.