who wants some????

[george]

i have not tried to fight in awhile and need to get in practice.

so who wants some?

huh?

huh?

thought so.

[Spectre X]

I would be honored to fight you you cow-raping brothel visitor.

[george]

keep your momma off the streets if you want me to stop raping cows.

cause that bitch is just asking for it.



psst, spectre x's mom is a cow tha likes getting raped, and that asswipe has the WORST case of baby dick.

[Spectre X]

be quiet you jell-o-assed incestuous ballmonkey.

go back sucking your daddy's dick. and I will not remove my mother off the streets untill you get lastic surgery done, because I'm afraid to go out and be turned to stone by your horrible visage.

[george]

even smoking pot could not get me to chuckle at that insult.

and i have smoked a lot of pot.

but no chuckle.

you weiner craving syphallitic. i swear to the one true god that you are an abomination to that someday i will find a barrell of fish bungholes and hold your head under he chum until you are dead.

then you can bet your nasty little bippy that i will be chuckling.

[Spectre X]

This is a public service announcement:

Recent studies have shown that you are an unfunny fuck, and that I do not give a flying shit about anything that you say.

Further studies have shown that you should do the world a great favor and relieve yourself of your job as a life-form.

This was a public service announcement, and goodnight.

[Cap'n Crunch]

What the fuck just happened?

[CaptainBubba]

You just sat in front of your computer moniter desperately trying to think of something even slightly humorous. Then you posted some over-done non-sensical bullshit that contrasted with the basic tone of the thread hoping it would come out as slightly "crazy" or "wacky" but not so much that it would warrent such a calssification. But since you're a dumb unfunny cock I'll just call it that anyway.

[Cap'n Crunch]

No, I didn't understand what the fight was about, it was random shit.

[Mike]

What a stinking stack of shit, you choad wrangling sons of an obese drag-queen monkey! I shake my genitals at you and burp louder than you can scream in your worst nightmare. I warp your minds with the sheer massiveness of my church-sized muscles before I wipe away the crumbs that you call yourselves. In ridiculous fits of panic you receive the beating of excrement from my massive army of warrior apes as I begin to piss at you like an incontinent King Kong!

Feel my wrath

[Zero Signal]

Originally Posted by george

keep your momma off the streets if you want me to stop raping cows.

That made me

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by Mike

with the sheer massiveness of my church-sized muscles

So, youre a pussy?

Stop bumping threads, asshole.

[Mike]

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat

Stop bumping threads, asshole.

What's "bumping threads"? I always wondered what that was.

[The Retro Kat]

Well, you see, Mike, for one, you look like an ass quoting from the post right above you.

Now, bumping threads is when you go to a thread that is pretty much dead and hasn't bee posted in for a long while, and you bring it back up. Try posting in threads that haven't had their last post in fucking May.

[Mike]

I'd like to tell you that you look like an ass too, but the truth is, you look like a wanna-be-baddass little brat trying to insult people you don't know and will never meet for no good reason. I'll make sure to pay more attn to the date on threads, but just so you know: If you talked to me like that in person when I'd never met you, I'd punch your skinny little 17 year old face in.

I quote what and how I like, asshole. Go back to sucking the principal's dick. Shit, you probably think I'm serious. Poor kittie kat.

[NIGhtMAre]

<---- please do it mike, for everyones sake

[Schimid]

I love you.

[The Retro Kat]

Ok, first, there is no way you would kick the shit out of me, I've been in boxing for the vast majority of my life.

And of course I insult people I don't know on THE MOCK FORUM. I mean, talk about a dumb peice of shit, mike.

And, if you're threatening me, shut the fuck up, I can and will beat the shit out of you and this is the FUCKING INTERNET, you stupid mexican.

All I was saying about the date, is that why would you bring back a thread that has been dead for two fucking months, that means no one cares anymore, you stupid stiched up anus.

And, no matter what, you'll always look like an ass in my book.

[Mike]

Edit: I was gonna say something but got too long winded. Good luck with that tough talk kat, if you're lucky you'll find people who'll be offended by being called random nationalities somewhere.

[The Retro Kat]

Mexigger.



http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...acc/exit81.jpg

[Mike]

What a little brat. My unborn illegitimate baby could take you.

[freakachu420]

Mike, I have to say it concerns me to see that it took you five days to come up with that. I think you may be trying to overextend your wit too far. You're spreading yourself thin and it's taking its toll in terribly obvious ways.

[Mike]

I wasn't aware that I was trying to be witty. I was aware that I didn't care about this thread for a few days, but I'm sorry that you have "concern". Just shut up and let this thread die ok? I shouldn't have brought it back up in the first place.

[freakachu420]

Originally Posted by Mike

What a little brat. My unborn illegitimate baby could take you.

So that isn't an attempt at being witty? *looks surprised* Then why post it? It's so grossly unimaginative that you couldn't possibly be SERIOUS about it. Besides, the mocks wars are about trying to be witty.

And I can assure you that though there are indeed many things I could choke on, your wit, or lack thereof, certainly isn't one of them.

[The Retro Kat]

Mike, for the love of god, you're using the word brat. Maybe that would be a good name calling if i were in the range of 4-12, but I'm much beyond that. Of course, you aren't beyond making an ass of yourself, are you?



Hey Mike, http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...acc/exit81.jpg!