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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 10:01 AM        My truck won't start
I woke up hungover from drinking and posting (yelling) at stupid people all night. Now I go outside and my truck won't start so I can't get to work. No work means more posting.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 10:10 AM       
Thats what u get for getting a truck on ebay!
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 10:21 AM       
Eh, I get what I pay for. It's OK though cause I have mad automotive skills and I'll have that shit up and running over cats again in no time.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 10:26 AM        .
Stick your dick in the carburator, that will get her goin.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 10:28 AM       
I tried, but the choke plates in the way.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 10:30 AM        .
Wait wait what about grounding your dick on the frame and taking a screwdriver to the positive connection on the battery.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 10:43 AM       
I was going to strip naked and run out onto the parkway, but I don't think it would help any.
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 10:46 AM       
wtf a parkway isn't where you park, thats a driveway.

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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 10:51 AM       
maybe your truck is pregnant. :kellychaos
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Old Oct 28th, 2003, 03:58 PM       
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maybe your truck is pregnant. :kellychaos
Ahhh ... show me love ... show me love. I'll take credit when the jokes are mine, thank you very little. I'm not even sure that even rated on the kelly-meter, though.
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