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george · #1

here is what i did:

I GOT DRUNK A WHOLE LOT.

then i whacked off even more.

then i went for a personal record of 10 ADULT DAYS WITHOUT A SHOWER OR REMOVING MY UNDERWEAR.

rediscovered why taking drugs is BAD. took one friend to rehab, discovered that another is as good as dead and has no desire to save herself (despite intense efforts on my part to get her help)

got back to work. i now have the coolest job on earth.

george · #2

these kids made tampon traps to lure wild vaginas.

george · #3

fartinmowler got an award for not pooping his pants. he made it a whole day. way to go fartin!!!!

mburbank · #4

What is your job now? I have my fingers crossed that it is 'ass model'.

george · #5

the amtrack job finally came through, after A LOT of jerking me around they finally have me on the payroll entertaining passengers with my ability to be kind of cool to know for fifteen minutes or so.

i did my first real trip (to boston) this past weekend, and it was great. i got to meet all sorts of drunk people that thought i was hilarious.

it made me happy.

pissed off salesman · #6

I broke my left big toe, got testicular cancer, lost bladder control, got a job, lost it, got raped by a homeless person, and then i got food poisoning at taco bell.

george · #7

it is not rape if you dont say stop.

pissed off salesman · #8

Good point.

FartinMowler · #9

"Hi " George glad your not dead.

I found a new PooP recruite

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Mungus the Foon

Joined: 31 Jul 2003
Posts: 22

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 1:17 am Post subject:

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actually old people smell because they play with their shit.
i used to be a cleaner in an old peoples home and one woman persistently fished turds out of the toilet and placed them in a glove on top of her chest of drawers as if the glove was holding it like a hand.