Macdonalds Conspiracy

[TwinkieFace]

Jesus christ now I won't be able to use exclamation points for a week since you've been hoarding them all

thanks alot jerk



Ok but seriously, to the topic of mcdonalds

I always thought the conspiracy was to make us fat then charge us out the ass for diet pills and fat reducing surgeries.

Didn't they use to sell workout clothes?

[Bod]

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

McDonalds tastes good to me. :o

As I said before,I can only make presumptions that like many Americans and Europeans that your palette has been ruined by a lifetime of too much junk. This is the only reason that McDonalds can taste good to you.

[Archduke Tips]

McDonalds has made great strides in improving the quality of their food.

Also, if you look at some of the internation McDonalds, they have some amazing menus.

[Bod]

You can improve dog-do all you like, it's still a pile of crap. They've only extended their menus slightly and they're all still full of additives and fat.

[Jomb]

McDonalds is a conspiracy.. one vaster than we'll ever know. They have a top-secret underground base where Ronald lives. Its from here that he plots world-domination. Mayor McCheese is only a figure-head, a yes-man bought and sold by the Machivellian Ronald. The Ham-Burglar is actually an assassin sent out by Ronald to murder anyone who gets in his way. Grimace is not actually one person, but the name of a new species genetically-engineered in the underground lab. They have entire pastures full of grazing Grimaces down there, they are like cattle, and they are the source of the meat in McDonald's food. Birdy is just the hyper-active and spastically moronic product of eating too much Grimace meat.

(that was actually to be the plot of my second hack, it was going to be of McDonaldland, but when i discovered the text to be compressed in that ROM i made Little Remo instead.)

[red8ge]

you see the movie supersize me? if you didn't there was this one guy talking about having kids remember, tha happy meal, the warmfeeling, being there with your parents. that stays with you and you'll remember those feelings and keep going back.

[Bod]

My parents loved me so they never took me there.

[Archduke Tips]

So then if you never go there, why are you qualified to talk about the food served at McDonalds?

[Alive]

I used the example "crack" as in that's how bad some people's addiction with fast food get's (and that's sad) as i can remember i never really liked fast food much as a kid myself beside's pizza. but .99 cent double cheese burger's do make it an easier solution for lunch (and snack) not to mention wendy's dollar menu. and there lies the problem because when they were still 1.79 a few year's ago i would have had to have an urge for a Mcdonald's double cheese burger because i would have just gone to burger king anyway's

[AChimp]

There's nothing wrong with eating fast food in moderation. It's not going to kill you any faster than the shit in the air you breathe everyday.

[Seven Force]

Or in everything else.

[MetalMilitia]

I heard that in some extreme cases bicycling can lead to cancer.

[Dr. Boogie]

Originally Posted by red8ge

you see the movie supersize me? if you didn't there was this one guy talking about having kids remember, tha happy meal, the warmfeeling, being there with your parents. that stays with you and you'll remember those feelings and keep going back.

Oh yeah, that movie was mind-blowing. Before it came out, I had no idea that fast food was unhealthy. I was disappointed to learn that the creator has less success with his follow-up film, "Smokescreen", in which he shows that smoking can be hazardous to your help. Still, I have high hopes for his next film "Shocking!", in which he shows audiences the dangers of sticking a fork in an electrical outlet.

[maggiekarp]

I used to eat at McDonalds all the time as a child, but I still loved veggies. And not just the ones smothered in cheese

I agree that McDonalds is crap, but alot of it is strangely tasty crap. Would people become addicted to it if they didn't like the way it tasted?

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

Oh yeah, that movie was mind-blowing. Before it came out, I had no idea that fast food was unhealthy. I was disappointed to learn that the creator has less success with his follow-up film, "Smokescreen", in which he shows that smoking can be hazardous to your help. Still, I have high hopes for his next film "Shocking!", in which he shows audiences the dangers of sticking a fork in an electrical outlet.

i see what you did there

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I haven't eaten at a Mcds in years. Why torture yourselves?

[Bod]

Originally Posted by RussoNWM

So then if you never go there, why are you qualified to talk about the food served at McDonalds?

I went there as a teenager thinking it was good. Then my first boyfriend's parents used to take us there thinking it was a treat. I soon realised it wasn't. There's so much info out there about how shit McDonalds is, you don't need to eat there to know it.

I agree that McDonalds is crap, but alot of it is strangely tasty crap. Would people become addicted to it if they didn't like the way it tasted?

Good food is not and should not be addictive! Come on, have you never been to a decent restaurant where you had a real good meal? I'm sure you didn't feel the need to eat more and more of it only hours afterwards. Fast food is addictived not due to the taste but the high sugar and salt contents.

[the_dudefather]

heres a tip:

you dont have to eat at mcDonalds.

unless of course you are HORRIBLY ADDDICTED beyond recovery because they got you HOOKED as a kid. its all mcdonalds fault, im the victim etc.

[Geggy]

I've read the book "fast food nation. I've seen the movie "supersize me". I read all of Bod's posts in this thread. I've worked in a McDonald's for 3 years. I've had numorous philisophical/political/conspiracy discussion on fast food joints over the years. Yet I still eat at Mcdonald's to this day.

one dollar menu

[MrAdventure]

jesus mc 900 foot jesus has really let himself go haha

[Womti]

Originally Posted by Geggy

Yet I still eat at Mcdonald's to this day.

yeah, gee, you'd never guess from the looks of your avatar. :/

[sadie]

way to get it, dale.

[The One and Only...]

The problem is that food, literally, forms addictions. So if you've been eating double cheeseburgers, you're going to want to continue. Of course, the industry plays off of this, but there is healthy fast food out there for those who look for it.

There are some things I just can't eat anymore. Many sodas I used to drink all the time now feel like burning acid going down my throat. Certain deserts are just too rich for me to handle. Quite a few brands of fries just lack any taste beyond grease. It kinda sickens me to think about my old eating habits.

[Seven Force]

<<<<A joke about OAO goes here>>>>

[Womti]

>>>yet Seven Force is so unfunny he cant think of one<<<

[Supafly345]

<<I AM FAT>>