MY NEW GENERAL BLABBER THREAD

[mburbank]

I didn't know, but I'm glad, because we're tight. I'm all about curbing drinking. Nobdy likes a sloppy, maudlin drunk. You got to cut back until your a fucking terrifying drunk who might do anything. Then they'll respect you.

And all you suck bastards, I'm not the Baby's father but if I WAS I bet I wouldn't 'go out for cigarettes' one day and never be seen again, because smoking is a flithy habbit! And Pippin is a filthy Hobbit. Don't believe me? Rent the extnded DVD. I am so serious. He fucks a dead orc. It goes on for like, fifteen minutes. Good sound editting though.


Anyhoo, I've been thinking a lot about boning the Olsen Twins lately. Not in a bad way, more in a geo-political statement way, like 'MIDDLEAGED, SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT GUY BONES OLSEN TWINS AS STATEMENT', and then afterwards, go 'So which one of you was it now who had the drug habbit?', beause mostly aftewards you're supposed to smoke and I don't.




UNLESS I GO REALLY, REALLY FAST AND THE FRICTION IGNITES MY RIG!





Which isn't really out of the question, because I'm like the friggin' Flash in the sack. My therapist says it's because I think too much.



ABOUT THE OLSEN TWINS!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE MY CALLBACK NOW, YOU SONS OF BICTHES??!!!



Hello, Glow.

[glowbelly]

hey, max. i was mostly kidding. haha. yeah, you know that already, though. i'm just explaining for all the people who actually think i'm looking for their attention.

[Shyandquietguy]

Max Burbank reminds me of a High School economics/government teacher. (I think it was government) The school was having a vote for funniest teacher for the yearbook. He got beat by the teacher next door all because the teacher next door made a link/chain joke about marriage with his wedding ring.






Hi Max Burbank!

[mburbank]

Did the government teacher brood for years about loosing and then show up at the other teachers house one night and beat him to death with a bicycle chain?

'Cause that would be WAY too wierd for a co-incidence.

[Shyandquietguy]

I don't know.

But I believe his favorite line was "Whiskey helps to whisk me away from school."

[eva01]

I miss Cap'n Crunch

[kellychaos]

It rhymes with "I miss your rosy cheeks glow".

[mburbank]

Hi! Welcome aboard the SS. I-mockery! It's hard to keep the 'ship' afloat without a constant supply of new 'blood', since the 'old' blood tends to 'thin out' and 'clot'.

The problem? Quality Control?

Are you blood? Or raw, untreated sewage? 'Cause while a 'ship' can and often 'does' sail the Information Superhighway Sea, crew on a 'ship' coursing over waves of 'human' waste is no fun!!!!!

Will you 'crew' with me, or must I make you 'walk' the 'plank', 'matey'? watchout! You may be 'impressed' into 'service' on the 'poop-deck' you open mouthed 'son-of-a-bitch'!

[glowbelly]

you mean i kiss my nosy leaks, kelly?

i just got majorly confused here.

i'm going to take a nap.

[kellychaos]

Oh, friggot!