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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 04:03 PM        ATTENSHUN: WTF?!1


helo JERKS i am bakcs adn ANGAREY as HELL no waits FUCK !!1 EYE am angarey as FUCK!1 FUCK!111

FUCK.

eye am SEW ANGAREY taht i am incoarporateng ANG AREY faces in my massage too illustrates how ANGAREY i am.



"why aers yuo so angary mistar mangro , did yuoar fathar ore sistar get druank adn beeat yuo up adn pin yuo too a radiator adn den threw taht radiator dowan teh stairs wiaht yuo still attatchaed?" yuo aer probabley askeng me ore yuoarself (but probabley me becauyse yuo said mistar mangro tharefore adjresseng ti too me adn not yuo. LUARN GRAMMAR ASSHOALE)

TIHS SI TEH EXPLANASHUN of how ANGAREY eye am adn ALSO why eye am an ANGAREY!1

i comes bak too i-mockaraey massage website intarnat exploare adn i comes back expeacteng too see lots of fiteng adn killeng and verbal SLAUGHTAR as USUAL.


BUTT instaeads

i comes bak too see EVERYOANES BALLS HVAE BEEN CHOPED OFF ADN THROAWN INT2 TEH BALL BIN!!!!11 11 yuoar balls hvae shrunk!!1 YUO HAVE NO BALLS

waht i means bye taht age old expresshun si taht thare si no moare mockarey on teh mockarey boreds!!11 EYE DOANT EVAN SEE PEEPOLE makeng FUN of each othar anymoare!1


in Othar ENGLIAHS woards, yuo guyas aer acteng liake NANCY-BOY PUSSYS adn NOT I-MOCKARS

NOW MOCKS EACH OTHAR OR MOCKS OF ME. I DOANT CARE JUAST AS LONG AS THARE SI MOACKENG GOIENG ON.

ILL PUNCH YUO IN TEH EYE!11 ILL CHOKE YUO WIATH A JELLYBEAN ADN TIE YUOAR LEGS ACROSS A TELEFONE POLL UNTIL I HEAR TEHMS CRUNCH WIF GLEE. ADN, MITE I ADD, I WIALLS INJOY TI.

FITE!11 now tahts an ordar MOCKENG BIRDS!11
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 04:07 PM       
At least I know how to spell and where the caps lock button is
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 04:13 PM       
FITE ME PUSSAY!11 i hvae too warn yuo rite now taht i am in HIGH SCHOOAL adn taht means eye can do whatevar i want. COPS AER AFRAID OF ME!1

i wiall throw yuo intoo a manhoale wiath one pinkie!1











adn bye manhoale, i doant meen yuoar hamstar's ass


ore do eye?!!1 HhahHAHhahahahahHAHha
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 04:17 PM       
hi boyfriend
i am full of because you have returned and will make this board all better with your strong grasp of wit and poignant stories from your real life.
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 04:24 PM       
evan a stroang 7 fooat highschoolar liake me cannot repair teh years of gayness tihs bored hsa enduared. at least, not all bye mysaelf. ti wiall take teh collectiave healp of at leeast two ore threa peepole too dues ti.

who si wiath me?1 who wants too stear tihs board bak too its hetterosexuohoal roots?!1

bye teh way i thianks i may hvae speled oen ore two woards wroang. sorrey
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 04:47 PM       
Greeteens Broteer,
Yu R mi cind af Gi!!!11! Wi shud teem up!1!
Yu sond tuff.
were du yu go 2 skool @?
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ye, ter R a lot af Pussi boi's here.
I bet wi culd show them what iz what!!1!
Be mi Droog, n we will kick some dick into dirt!1!1
U r a Roxxor!
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 05:30 PM       
I think he's experimenting with the new found research that typo's can be easily understood.


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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 05:53 PM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 07:40 PM       
I was wondering where you had gone. Are you a character? I hope not.
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 10:05 PM       
waht do yuo meen? my mom says i ams a real cut-up

oh wait, i meens
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Old Sep 26th, 2003, 12:05 PM       
I was going to contribute something to this thread, but I changed my mind.
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Old Sep 26th, 2003, 12:25 PM       
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evan a stroang 7 fooat highschoolar liake me cannot repair teh years of gayness tihs bored hsa enduared.
i'm picturing a 7 foot person hunched over a computer making deliberate spelling errors.

find a passion in life already.
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BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
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Old Sep 26th, 2003, 02:56 PM       
I like Spooky's avatar.
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Old Sep 26th, 2003, 05:09 PM       
How can you type like that without having brain tumor?
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Old Sep 26th, 2003, 11:20 PM        .
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Uncle Bucks about to ram that 10 dime auger bit into BUGS skull.
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Old Sep 26th, 2003, 11:23 PM       
He didn't even get to Bug.
He went to the party, and he drilled open the door, and he found out it was 2 other people that were having sex.
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Old Sep 26th, 2003, 11:32 PM        .
Nuh Uh, in the Dir3ct0rs cut Buck and Machauly KulkIn kill everyone in the Haus Home Alone style with A-K'z and Nun-Chucks.

Then Buck has sex with his sister and the Tire Lady at once.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 10:25 AM       
i'm with throaty
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 01:51 PM       
I never said talk about his avatar.

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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 11:09 PM       
this thread looks like fun
i adore throat_wobblar's stupid ways tehethe~!
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 11:34 PM        BLOODY!!
ITS KLOWN BOY UP IN THIS BLOODY PLACE!!
FUCK THE FUCKEN FUCKERS!!

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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 09:07 PM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 10:55 AM       
can we be a team again?
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:15 AM       
LUARN GRAMMAR ASSHOALE
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