A plea to the "Veterens"/A fellating of Chojin

[DeadKennedys]

I like you just fine, James. You don't try too hard to be whacky or funny, and if something naturally funny happens it just does.

It seems every forum goes through this, it's just the life cycle of something on the internet. First people post for a while, at some point it's decided that they're vets and everyone after them can't be. The humor is lost for the best while the new guys don't notice what's wrong. Eventually the vets will get tired and leave, and retards like Russo who don't get it will be left as the vets.

Maybe you're just getting to old :/

[James]

Originally Posted by AChimp

I remember when Jamesman made us LOL.

I still do.

Rog, I actually was fairly well accepted at first (riding in on FS' coattails). And THEN I decided to become a total faggot and get abused.

I consider myself as half of a two-man comedy routine. Problem is, I feel I often don't have the first guy along to cut the jokes that I set up. However, this thread shows some promise, I'd like to think.

Ziggy, while I thank you for pointing out the obvious, you should have done it better than with the "DO YOU WONDER WHY YOU ARE A FAGGOT" comment that I'm trying to get outstanding members such as yourself to quit.

And finally, "I LIKE YOU JAMESYPOO" comments aren't needed. I didn't make this thread for people to fellate me. Go fellate Chojin like I did.

[executioneer]

where's MY bj

[James]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...music&n=507846

[liquidstatik]

i think being naturally funny is better than putting a lot of effort into every posts as an attempt to make everyone giggle in their chairs. :o

[Lotida]

I would like to take this moment to mention that I was mentioned in Jame's poetic seduction of Chojin!! The rest of you are just pissed!



Sorry to interrupt your thread James. You can go back to sucking Chojin's dick. I love to watch!!

[Esuohlim]

Hey guys I'm trying to find a Lotida post in which she doesn't mention herself but I'm having trouble.

[Lotida]

Hey guys....I'm trying to find a Milhouse post where he doesn't mention me........but I am having a bit of trouble!!

[executioneer]

well i know why you guys are having trouble the search function is turned off!

[Chojin]

I consider James to be in the lonely cabal of people who are consistantly funny on the site, along with FS, Burbank, and a few others. He fits our forum villain niche nicely and generally does a good job at what he does, which is making people hate him. Which he's done again with this thread, MUCH AS IT CHAGRINES ME TO BREAK KEYFABE.

The way I see it, the posters break down into two groups - people who are funny and people who schmooze (glowbelly, cherry, cosmo, etc.). If you're gonna be the latter at least be interesting and relate stories and crap (it's okay to do this outside of loveline, too!) instead of just adding an 'i agree!' or 'oh, but i don't agree with that!' to discussions that are otherwise untarnished by your bullshit (arrowx). I think the bulk of our problems on the board come from people who try to fit into the former category of funny people, but use typical gay internet standards of what is hilarious, which usually involves collegehumor.com.

But uh, I don't spend enough time on these boards to demand humor from people. I usually just work, then come on here for a few hours, make someone cry, ban a handful of idiots, and then go about my day.

[Rongi]

i dont like james!

[Chojin]

you're not supposed to, cowpoke

[ziggytrix]

Originally Posted by James

Ziggy, while I thank you for pointing out the obvious, you should have done it better than with the "DO YOU WONDER WHY YOU ARE A FAGGOT" comment that I'm trying to get outstanding members such as yourself to quit.

This is not the first time you've pined for the glory days in this forum, and I suspect it won't be the last, but I have a special place in my hatingest heart for this kind of thread and I'm sorry it bothers you that I did not state this in a manner conforming to your lofty standards of internet faggery.

[BlueOatmeal]

Everybody loves me! I'm so godamn loveable it hurts.

[Dole]

Um....this is something to pass the time at work. That's it.

I miss the days when I could come on and find a new Jixby adventure that would literally keep me happy for days.

get.
out.
more.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

I like James because he doesn't constantly try to force a joke or be a jackass, like most of the members do to give the illusion that they know what the word comedy means.

Please...

[Zhukov]

I can't tell who is a bad guy and who is a good guy so I'm not sure is you are being serious in your first post, James, especially since Dole is constantly making me laugh.

The 'zany' shit can sometimes make me smile, too.

[mburbank]

You know what's a funny word? Bloviate. I don't know if I spelled it right, though.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by James

Rog, I actually was fairly well accepted at first (riding in on FS' coattails). And THEN I decided to become a total faggot and get abused.

Yeah... "decided"...

[Cosmo Electrolux]

[kellychaos]

I would like to be pigeon-holed, please and thank you.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by Dole

Um....this is something to pass the time at work. That's it.

get.
out.
more.

No shit. You're obviously investing waaaay too much time in this place when you write paragraph after paragraph about how people aren't as funny as before. Try finding a non internet girl to plow and maybe you'll be less...gay and obsessed?

[Chojin]

In case you haven't noticed, he only shows up a few times a month. His letter is the reason why.

I KNOW, LOL, NO YOU DIDN'T NOTICE AM I RIGHT GUYS

[kellychaos]

I have just signed up for the James newsletter/blog. Am I to expect more of same?

[Chojin]

You know, rog, I'd kinda like to see Kelly go before redleader. They do the same thing, only one of them makes more posts and less sense.