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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 01:01 AM        Pokemon saved my penis!
The other day, I was thinking about how much of my late childhood I spent on pokemon, and realized something important. If I had not been focusing on pokemon from age 10-13, I would have been mastubating. Had I been masturbating all the time I was focusing on pokemon, I would have tore my dick off. With that, I can safely say that Pokemon has saved my dick. Thank you, Pokemon! Thank you.

PS: There is a 99% chance that in in the following posts, the phrase "OMG rosenstern has a dick?!" will appear at least 7 times.

PPS: Hey RoG! You really need a masturbating emoticon on the list, man! These are HARD times!
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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 01:31 AM       
But what if you were masturbating to the show?



Because we all know that no man, woman, or child can resist Brock's tempting eyebrows.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 01:46 AM       
Funny you should mantion that. The Japanese manga was fucking raunchy, man! I jerked to that stuff a LOT, in between Pokemon Stadium sessions!
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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 05:50 AM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 06:30 AM       
This is even more embarressing then the time that I made a list of embarressing moments and messed it up.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 10:31 AM        Re: Pokemon saved my penis!
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PPS: Hey RoG! You really need a masturbating emoticon on the list, man! These are HARD times!
There is one.

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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 12:24 PM       
Jesus Christ mike you are a fucking cunt.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 12:25 PM        Re: Pokemon saved my penis!
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PPS: Hey RoG! You really need a masturbating emoticon on the list, man! These are HARD times!
There is one.
Ah, Yes! I was too drunk last night to realize what it was. Once again, my bad.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 07:29 PM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2005, 11:40 PM       
OMG rosenstern has a pokemon?!
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Old Oct 3rd, 2005, 01:23 PM       
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shut up.
Hey! It's not my fault if you're not one of the many who want to learn of my masturbatory practices! Screws you, man! The world needs to know! The world wants to know! And here you are trynig to impede worldly progress! Therefore, I feel confident in saying:
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Old Oct 3rd, 2005, 03:19 PM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 10:19 PM       
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Okay, I think it's pretty much abundantly apparent that this entire thread, from its inception, was meant to be nothing more than a breeding ground of stupidity and moral abasement. If that tain't yo thing, then don't read this fucking thread anymore.
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Old Oct 6th, 2005, 11:31 PM       
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Old Oct 30th, 2005, 11:03 PM       
I Can Safely say that masterbation is the greatest thing that was unintentionally given to man. Now if you will excuse me, i just watched two hours of sailor moon and I got a Fucking Hardon Like you wouldnt Believe
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Old Oct 31st, 2005, 07:37 AM       
Its actually much healthier to rip your dick off in furious masterbation than to watch Pokemon.
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Old Oct 31st, 2005, 12:11 PM       
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Old Oct 31st, 2005, 05:15 PM       
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Its actually much healthier to rip your dick off in furious masterbation than to watch Pokemon.
If you ripped it off TO Pokemon?
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Old Oct 31st, 2005, 07:06 PM       
Then we hope the intestines came along with it.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 02:57 PM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2005, 04:30 PM       
There's something seriously wrong with the world if both ArrowX and BigTimeBANNED can tell someone to shut up without being told to do so themselves.

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