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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 11:34 AM       
Thats kinda sad
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:14 PM       
I don't know... Sex Dreams make me feel like I'm cheating on the girl in a current, awake, relationship.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 01:47 PM       
Because you touch yourself at night you sick bastard.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 02:31 PM       
David, I'm afraid I'm going to have to revoke your penis license.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:20 PM       
i wonder how one earns that sort of thing back.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 04:27 PM       
It's a long and painful process, involving cosmic powers and some surgery.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 10:07 PM       
the dreams end at the good parts because your body cannot handle the pressure of having a fucking orgy in the middle of your dream
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 10:09 PM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 11:42 PM       
You're also basically guaranteed to have sex dreams if you don't masterbate for awhile. Maybe you'll have more odds of getting to the good part. :/
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 03:45 PM       
If you maintain the correct masturbation-sex dream ratio you can ride that nocturnal emmisions wave forever. Good times.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 08:56 PM       
I had a dream earlier in the year where I had sex all the way through and had time to be a fighter pilot
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 09:32 PM       
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 09:54 AM       
James, I TOLD you this was going to go in the Loveline forum.
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 01:49 PM       
It's like you're psychic!
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 01:50 PM       
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Old Nov 4th, 2004, 04:47 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I had a dream earlier in the year where I had sex all the way through and had time to be a fighter pilot
where you lord flashard in this dream

WOOF WOOF!!
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